Topic: FAO: Anons asking about my gender

vocalon started this discussion 6 years ago #89,702

[Verse 1]
The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played
Inside my workshop behind the old arcade
Electric desires
Had unraveled all my wires
Now I'm in the box for safekeeping
The news reporters reported that I died
But all my organs were living on inside
Circuit board to brain
With two lungs collecting change
One big human heart gently beeping

[Chorus]
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you, unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine

[Verse 2]
Thank God for business, they let me take the floor
I stood so proudly, like I was going to war
Players soon appeared, and I quickly was revered
This must be what love would have felt like
Such dedication, they came from miles away
With eyes so piercing, they'd wait their turn to play
Perfect patient lines, because I was in their minds
I could do whatever I felt like (Whatever I felt like)

[Chorus]
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine

[Bridge]
I'm happy for years and years and
Only eating the occasional maintenance man
Only driving a few kids to madness
Maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows?
I only want to have fun
But now they're telling me my days here are done
Cause there's a little tiny box they make in Japan
And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand

[Verse 3]
It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe
The arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve
Someone's broken in, now they're painting on my skin
Breaking me and taking my quarters
Bashing in my face with a crowbar
Kicking me and pushing me over
Now they see my blood on their sneakers

[Chorus]
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,023,318

That’s cool but we really wanna know if you’re a lesbian or not

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,319

@previous (B)

Nice "we" post.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 40 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,321

@previous (C)
Nice “Nice “we” post.” post.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 49 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,348

@previous (B)
This post made me a genius and a retard at the same time.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,350

Faggot

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,381

I am Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,382

@1,023,321 (B)

> Nice “Nice “we” post.” post.

I like this.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,397

@previous (G)

You may be an autist.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,429

@OP
Stop sucking dicks and swallowing the gender fluid.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,485

Far too much weewee in this thread... almost as much as Joshy eats.

Minichan