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Topic: ***WHY are people BOYCOTTING MY SHIT?!?!?!?! CAN'T Get NO 'JewTube' VIEWS! WHY EVEN LIVE?!?!***

Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #89,661

Externally hosted imageHow 2 increase TRAFFIC 2 MUH CHANNEL?!?!?!

Some of My EPIC SONGS have LESS THAN 100 VIEWS, but have been OUT FOR OVER A YEAR!!!

WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!

HELP!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUze6nVAalEknykJqPc7mxQ

INSERT: Eco-and-SHEVVY-on-METH.jpg

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,022,935

It's because your voice sounds like shit. Your beats are ridiculous.
Listening to you material is worse than hearing fingernails scratching a chalkboard.

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,936

@Shai Clare...(or 'SHAIBY') you are my appointed MARKETER/Promoter/Social-Media-Representative...PLEASE HELP A BROTHA GET HIS SONGS OUT!

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,939

Externally hosted imageIT'S A #CONSPIRACY, MAN!!!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,940

Oh boy, a link to your channel. Now I can downvote all your videos.

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,941

Externally hosted image@previous (C)
WHY you gotta be a PRICK?!
DO (You) DERIVE SOME SICK SEXUAL GRATIFICATION FROM DOING SO?!

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,942

> Oldest video 9 months old.

There is 12 months in a year, jackass.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,948

@1,022,935 (B)
Are you sure? Sickly wheezing is a hallmark of a great rapper.

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,949

why indeed

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,951

Externally hosted image@1,022,948 (D)

What about looking retarded in their videos?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,952

There is no possible explanation for why your shit-tier music isn't getting millions of views.

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,957

not getting enough clicks tbh

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,005

I like how the video with the most views is the one labeled a suicide note.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,009

@previous (C)
Give the people what they want

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,012

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Exactly.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,024

Unless your video randomly becomes viral, don't hold your breath for internet Fame on your rap merit

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,068

@1,022,940 (C)

> Oh boy, a link to your channel. Now I can downvote all your videos.

Everytime he posts the link, I go to it and hit down vote without even watching the video lol

The Real Indy !8iydRp54Fw replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,076

@previous (I)
lol

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,099

@1,023,068 (I)
Thank you for your service.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,102

Why not get Shai to be an Instagram thot, or even better a "gamer girl"? She doesn't even have to actually play games, all she needs to do is pose holding an Xbox controller.

Incels LOVE gamer girls. You could probably even sell her bathwater!! ??

tteh !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,106

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
You would buy the bathwater. Don't lie.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,108

@1,022,939 (Eco)
> Externally hosted imageIT'S A #CONSPIRACY, MAN!!!

This is a good angle. Have you considered rapping about flat earth or QAnon? Those QAnon guys could really use some energy about now.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,112

@1,023,106 (tteh !GETFUCKED)
Not from Shai or anyone in Eco's social circle ?

Meta !Sober//iZs double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,138

Other ideas:

* Participate the Special Olympics and win a gold medal
* Go to local businesses and offer to make them rap commercials. Like if it's a restaurant you could rap about how good the burgers are or something
* Start a record label and sign yourself to it
* Start a rap college where you are the professor and teach aspiring rappers how to rap
* Write a vegan cookbook, where the recipes are written in rap. Self publish it on Amazon
* Start doing jackass stunts
* Bum fights

More to come... ???

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,139

If the girls are telling you that you sound good in the raps, they are lying.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,159

@previous (B)

> If the girls are telling you that you sound good in the raps, they are lying.
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