Topic: What is the best household item for masturbation?
jozofthecats !!6MR+O/nmp started this discussion 15 years ago #8,962
Personally, I find those giant Maglite flashlights to work really well. Shaving cream cans seem to work really well, too. Depends on what size yer goin' for.Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #157,941
your hand
!JuMPb0dbaE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #157,947
Your sister
jozofthecats !!6MR+O/nmp (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #157,949
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What?
What?
jozofthecats !!6MR+O/nmp (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #157,950
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #157,966
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #157,970
Kirk?
jozofthecats !!6MR+O/nmp (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #158,053
jozofthecats !!6MR+O/nmp (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #158,054
hamfist !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,071
OP is this your first time tripcoding or did you just change your trip/name?
This is vital info; I'm an Expert Minichan Minority Expert
This is vital info; I'm an Expert Minichan Minority Expert
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,082
!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,083
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,084
!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,088
@previous (G)
I thought we decided that was unfair to ask of people.
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Dont be such a perv. It's people like you that scare chicks away from here.
I thought we decided that was unfair to ask of people.
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Dont be such a perv. It's people like you that scare chicks away from here.
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Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,089
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,090
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,097
@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
I like to chop it up into a fine dust and put it in people's salad dressing, it's a little trick Matt taught me while we were on his imaginary yacht with his imaginary friends bought with his imaginary inheritance.
I like to chop it up into a fine dust and put it in people's salad dressing, it's a little trick Matt taught me while we were on his imaginary yacht with his imaginary friends bought with his imaginary inheritance.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,100
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,101
@158,083 (!JuMPb0dbaE)
I would never actually tell her to do that, because she has very little impulse control.
I would never actually tell her to do that, because she has very little impulse control.
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,103
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Assuming she's not vastly more attractive than you I think she'll be safe from internet harassment.
Assuming she's not vastly more attractive than you I think she'll be safe from internet harassment.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,104
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,106
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I don't mind crazy bitches, who hasn't had a violent breakdown or two these days?
I don't mind crazy bitches, who hasn't had a violent breakdown or two these days?
!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,109
@158,101 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Half native american? That sounds like she's hot. I'd settle for a tastefully nude video of you licking chocolate off her feet. Please dress up like a horse in a business suit.
Half native american? That sounds like she's hot. I'd settle for a tastefully nude video of you licking chocolate off her feet. Please dress up like a horse in a business suit.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,110
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,111
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I have a camera on my computer, but I'm not sure how to take stills.
I have a camera on my computer, but I'm not sure how to take stills.
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protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,113
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,116
vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,117
wololo
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,118
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,119
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)Okay, she has no pocket lint,but she did have some loose change.
Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,120
The dishwasher.
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,122
@158,119 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
If I don't have my wallet, phone, keys, weed, lighter, and piece in my pockets I feel like I've lost something :'l How can she manage so little?
If I don't have my wallet, phone, keys, weed, lighter, and piece in my pockets I feel like I've lost something :'l How can she manage so little?
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,123
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,124
vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,126
Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,134
jozofthecats !!6MR+O/nmp (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,158
I ALWAYS carry a gun. Motherfucker. I live in the hood in Ft. Myers. Getting robbed sucks.