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Topic: If you were in jail and could call one person from MC who would it be?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #8,961

I'd call OP a faggot.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #157,923

I'd call Tekamine.

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #157,925

LeBron James.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #157,931

@OP
same here

Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #157,978

I would call Leo Vegas like I have exactly three times now.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #157,982

@previous (Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM)
I don't think Leo would bail you out unless you agreed to using the legal services of Vegastein & Vegastein for your court case.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #157,983

Anonymous H, wherever he may be.

Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #157,987

@157,982 (F)
You'd be surprised how generous he can be IRL. I bust him up a lot, but I owe that fucker more than you think.

I will deny this vehemently.

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vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #157,988

Hah, I'd cal...

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #158,016

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Hey there matthew, get enough donations for a vpn?

Anonymous F double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #158,021

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protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #158,023

David Bowie

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #158,032

Image went missing@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #158,034

@previous (F)
My fantasies revolve around hours of messy anal sex with her while she yells "Smithfield, Virginia" loudly.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #158,037

I'd call Simmo.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #158,038

@158,034 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
That's fucked up, all I want is just her to give me warm cookies and milk and tuck me into bed. Then she'll sneak into the room at night and give me rough handjobs while whispering cooking tips in my ear

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #158,039

@previous (F)
I'll bet her hands are permanently coated in butter. You'd end up with a smooth, satisfying handjob.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #158,041

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
If my penis isn't chafed so bad I'm bedridden it's not satisfying.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #158,042

@158,038 (F)
i lold.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,049

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Then I have to take my bloody cock and slip it into your mom's mouth while sleeps. I wait until it gets nearly hard before I begin to violently slap her forehead with it until I reach my climax and cum on your dads mustache.

!JuMPb0dbaE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,530

@previous (F)
Do you have any video of this? Please hurry, I'm about to cum.

!JuMPb0dbaE double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,531

Oh, and I'd probably call MM to brag.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,532

Mexicano probably.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,542

sK. Seeing as he sent a team of highly trained stalkers spies to Matthew's apartment, he's obviously a very powerful guy.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,543

@previous (O)
this

I would ask to borrow the time machine for a little while to get myself out of trouble.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,546

@previous (P)
> I would ask to borrow the time machine for a little while to get myself out of trouble.
That too. I would also ask for some money, he must be pretty rich seeing as he owns TinEye.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,548

@158,543 (P)
@previous (O)
UHCLfag and/or Frank Garrett detected

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,550

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Nope.

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,551

@158,548 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Your detector is malfunctioning, sir.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,552

@158,550 (O)
@previous (P)
lolfail ;_;

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,553

@158,551 (P)
He's called me to4str and bitcoins in the last week...

Anonymous O double-posted this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,554

@158,552 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
I still love you. <3

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,556

@158,553 (O)
You’re almost as much of a failure as them all.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,557

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,558

@158,556 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Can I rub your bald spot with my erect penis?

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,559

@158,548 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Will someone give this miserable yutz his mod privs back so he can invade our privacy in silence?

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,560

@158,558 (F)
Yes, but only your frenulum.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm double-posted this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,561

@158,559 (R)
XD

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,564

@158,559 (R)
This. He is the most dangerous man on the internets. He called my cell phone the other day and told me what I had ate for lunch, the balance of my checking account, and then described the interior of my house. He abruptly hung up the phone and texted me a picture of my taint. I came all over a small animal shortly thereafter as a result of his actions.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,566

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I thought that was your father’s taint.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,567

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
You made me cum again just now.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,568

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,628

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
The only man I would ever go gay for.

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,631

@158,568 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
where did the guy behind the shelves go

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,632

Leo Vegas

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,633

@158,631 (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)
Maybe outside for a smoke break. I dunno. These other developers actually leave their desks for some odd reason.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,644

You should pick me, I've been in jail before and i could put your hopes and dreams to bed before you got put into solitary confinement.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,650

To4str. He's done time before so he's obviously hardcore.

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,733

DM. He's lonely and doesn't have anything else to do, and he manages to buy wine every week so I know he can pay bail.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #158,750

@previous (X)
> picking Matthew for financial reasons

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #159,547

Zaeger

Leland !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #163,916

@158,554 (O)
Ιntetestіng. Κіndа shοddіly dοne, kіndа. But οver аll Gene Wіlder's рerfοrmаnсe wаs аmаzіng. And Gnu neсkbeаrd guy wаs the οbvіοus sοurсe οf the Gnu/Lіnux іnterјeсtіοn. Ιt's sаіd аlmοst verbаtіm twісe (οnсe аt 30, аnd аgаіn rіght neаr the end when Gnu neсkbeаrd guy gіves а sсаthіng sрeeсh dіreсted аt рeοрle οnly саllіng іt Lіnux.

Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #163,920

@158,632 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
whο wοuld think that unless they left tinyсhan at the same time peοple left tinyсhan fοr here beсause tinyсhan died after like twο weeks alsο i dοn't think peοple here eνer harassed kimmο νery muсh
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