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Topic: How do you give someone else your eternal soul?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #89,590

Or trade, promise, pledge, etc. It's important there be no take-backs. Please advise.

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,022,184

Get a long syringe, insert it between your top two left rib bones, and depress it. The liquid that comes out will be your soul (or most of it). Then just give the syringe to the person in question, and you're done.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,185

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)

Is that my left, or your left?

Grover !Jt3Sp2DdXU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,193

Your soul belongs to the Most High.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,301

Externally hosted imageLooked up what my eternal Soul looks like.

Will put this in my will, but no one can have it until I am Expired

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,405

Usually with blood in some way

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,417

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Can you be more specific?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,526

Very carefully.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,780

I've figured it out!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,851

@previous (C)
Well?! What's the answer??

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,022,873

@previous (H)

You just got to say it, and the other person has to accept it.

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,103

@previous (C)
What if one of the parties is deaf or mute? Can they write it down and still have it count? What if you trick someone into accepting by just having them repeat phrases in a language they don't understand? Does that count as acceptance or is an understanding of the acceptance required? What if the person is mentally compromised? Can they still agree? Do old people with dementia or young children count as having sufficient understanding?

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,109

@previous (H)

Still counts, yes, doesn't count, no it doesn't because yes it does, still counts, yes, yes and yes.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,187

Can the soul be sold and if so what is its value.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,023,237

Use an escrow service, it’s the safest way.

Dark !HLa610O9S2 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,372

You cannot give your soul to anyone but god or the devil, as I understand it, and I really really recommend not giving it to the devil. I had a friend who got into black magic and all that. Not saying I believe in that, but something in that girl changed, and I mean for the worse, and like a totally different person. It scared me really

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,378

@previous (Dark !HLa610O9S2)
What happened to the person ultimately?

Dark !HLa610O9S2 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,502

@previous (A)
not sure as I cut off contact after she started getting scary. She was doing these black magic spells, trying to summon demons, using real Medieval witches' grimoires and all sorts of weird shit. she started looking different, like a damn wraith, and she would talk with a gravelly voice and stare at me like she hated me, she might have been faking it for attention, but it was scary as hell so I just stopped hanging out with her. No idea where she is now.
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