Tryin' To Bust Rhymes At the College Rez,
But I'd like to see 2 girls goin' all-out Lez,
You Know I Pimp Myself Out On the Weekends
Should know better than to ever fuck with Me, Friends!
'Cause I Know How to BREAK BONES
While I Fiend And JONES!
So If you wanna talk shit,
Go 'head and Cast Yo' Stones!
I'll have you pickin' up your teeth off the Side-walk
I Know you're probably SICK of my Crazy HOMICIDE TALK!
But I was Raised in a BARN,
While the Cats Chased YARN,
And then I Moved to the CITY,
Where I Learned to Write WITTY!
And If the Girls Are PRETTY,
The Ry-Guy Grabs on they TITTIES!
We pass the METH Pipe Around,
And pick Crack Crumbs off tha Ground
Yeah, You'll Forever Hear the Sound,
of The Eco Resound!
And When they lower your Coffin into the DIRT
Maybe then you'll feel My HURT!
I Make the BITCHES SQUIRT,
In My Ketchup-Stained SHIRT!
Sergio joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^][v]#1,021,917
Have you tried one of my famous burritos?
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,021,919
Mate, you rapped the other day about getting more money to spend on a hooker after she asked you to.
Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,021,920
@1,021,917 (Sergio)
No, but I am fond of Amy's (TM) Brand Rice & Bean Burritos Smothered in HOT SAUCE!!!
Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,021,922
@1,021,919 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
I Occasionally DO Pay for Sex, because it saves me the headache and costs of having to court a female, take her to the movies, buy her shit, etc., and then SHE MAY NOT EVEN PUT OUT!
At least when I go to Working Girls, I get Professional Service...they KNOW what they're doing and how to give proper HEAD!!!
Besides, I of course get a discount or free sex anyways...
And I have now had a couple bitches pay to fuck me, so I'm doin' okay, thanks!
Sergio replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,021,924
@previous (Eco)
But they never called you back for repeat business? You may need a larger burrito my friend!
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,022,005
@1,021,922 (Eco)
I don't believe that anyone paid to fuck you
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,022,019
> Tryin' To Bust Rhymes At the College Rez, > But I'd like to see 2 girls goin' all-out Lez, > You Know I Pimp Myself Out On the Weekends > Should know better than to ever fuck with Me, Friends! > 'Cause I Know How to BREAK BONES > While I Fiend And JONES! > So If you wanna talk shit, > Go 'head and Cast Yo' Stones! > > I'll have you pickin' up your teeth off the Side-walk > I Know you're probably SICK of my Crazy HOMICIDE TALK! > But I was Raised in a BARN, > While the Cats Chased YARN, > And then I Moved to the CITY, > Where I Learned to Write WITTY! > And If the Girls Are PRETTY, > The Ry-Guy Grabs on they TITTIES! > > We pass the METH Pipe Around, > And pick Crack Crumbs off tha Ground > Yeah, You'll Forever Hear the Sound, > of The Eco Resound! > And When they lower your Coffin into the DIRT > Maybe then you'll feel My HURT! > I Make the BITCHES SQUIRT, > In My Ketchup-Stained SHIRT!
You promised to post proof that you'd beaten up this guy before July was over:
terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,022,025
> But I was Raised in a BARN, > While the Cats Chased YARN > I Make the BITCHES SQUIRT, > In My Ketchup-Stained SHIRT!
you are really good at this. it's totally just like real rap music! I especially like how every verse is almost exclusively about you in every song. very unique
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,022,036