Topic: Spam from my inbox.
vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV started this discussion 15 years ago #8,951
I am sorry for contacting you through this medium without a previous notice. My name is Attorney Chris Jefferson Advocate and legal consultant, I had a client,
a contractor based here in Malaysia, now deceased. My client lost his life alongside his wife and only child in (Beirut-bound charter jet) plane crash on the Monday, 9 January 2006,12:12GMT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4594104.stm Prior to the Death of my Late Client. He secured a contract of 17,300,000.00 million from the Kingdom of Bahrain, following which was successfully executed the contract, but the balance of 11,300,000.00 Million contract payment was in the Process of
being transferred into his Account which he submitted to the Bahrain Government before he lost his life in the plane crash. This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
I wait to hear from you. ([email protected])
a contractor based here in Malaysia, now deceased. My client lost his life alongside his wife and only child in (Beirut-bound charter jet) plane crash on the Monday, 9 January 2006,12:12GMT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4594104.stm Prior to the Death of my Late Client. He secured a contract of 17,300,000.00 million from the Kingdom of Bahrain, following which was successfully executed the contract, but the balance of 11,300,000.00 Million contract payment was in the Process of
being transferred into his Account which he submitted to the Bahrain Government before he lost his life in the plane crash. This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
I wait to hear from you. ([email protected])
I SHOULD BE A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later[^] [v] #157,681
LOOKS LEGIT.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #157,682
Go for it dude.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #157,688
Yeah, it's legit. I got a similar email from a Nigerian lawyer once and I'm now a trillionaire.
Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #157,691
Speaking of inbox spam...stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #157,693
17,300,000.00 million what? Dollars? Yen? Pandas?
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #157,695
Mr Johnson !8RsxK0x1Jo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #157,701
can i have a 1/4 part?
r04r joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #157,704
> 17,300,000.00 million
lolwat
lolwat
vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #157,709
r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #157,715
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #157,721
@OP
> My name is Attorney Chris Jefferson Advocate and legal consultant, I had a client, a contractor based here in Malaysia, now deceased.
Is your name really "Attorney Chris Jefferson Advocate and legal consultant"?? Have you ever heard of a comma? "I had a client..." should start a new sentence. You fucking morons need to learn to use correct punctuation before you go shitting up my inbox with this pathetic drivel.
"17,300,000.00 million"???!?! Does that mean 17,300,000,000,000 (17.3 trillion) or are you too fuckwitted to figure out that writing million at the end of a million is redundant? The rest of your email is equally error ridden. I don't why I waste my time responding to emails from Nigerian princes and stranded Russian brides-to-be day after day when it is clear that your only intent is to abuse the English language. Is this really the kind of shit you are comfortable with publishing??!!?!?!?
Maybe ,MAYBE, if you correct this and re-submit it (and stop fucktarding all over my inbox) I will bother reading it.
TL;DR: Eat my shit you psychotic retard.
> My name is Attorney Chris Jefferson Advocate and legal consultant, I had a client, a contractor based here in Malaysia, now deceased.
Is your name really "Attorney Chris Jefferson Advocate and legal consultant"?? Have you ever heard of a comma? "I had a client..." should start a new sentence. You fucking morons need to learn to use correct punctuation before you go shitting up my inbox with this pathetic drivel.
"17,300,000.00 million"???!?! Does that mean 17,300,000,000,000 (17.3 trillion) or are you too fuckwitted to figure out that writing million at the end of a million is redundant? The rest of your email is equally error ridden. I don't why I waste my time responding to emails from Nigerian princes and stranded Russian brides-to-be day after day when it is clear that your only intent is to abuse the English language. Is this really the kind of shit you are comfortable with publishing??!!?!?!?
Maybe ,MAYBE, if you correct this and re-submit it (and stop fucktarding all over my inbox) I will bother reading it.
TL;DR: Eat my shit you psychotic retard.
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