So I Went OFF-THE-GRID for a couple of days...Pitched a TENT With SHAI & SHEVVY 10 minutes into the Woods....
I JACKED OFF SO MUCH THAT I RIPPED AT LEAST 3 LAYERS OF SKIN OFF! MY DICK IS STILL SORE AND SCABBED!
Which sucks, because I have multiple women wanting to pay to ride my dick!!!
But Anyways, today a RATHER AGGRESSIVE GENTLEMAN ACCOSTED THE ECO AND TOOK HIM HOSTAGE!
He asked me to try to Deposit empty envelopes and withdraw cash from his account!
He Told me that If I don't comply, I am A Dead Man...
He had a female accomplice, who he kept asking to show me her tits and pussy! She had rather nice tits with a star tattoo around the nipple, which I will never forget, because she would LATER TRY TO SLIT MY THROAT WITH A STRAIGHT RAZOR and CHASE ME DOWN AN ALLEY!
Altogether Unpleasant experience....I BOOTED IT Back to CLAIRE's but she wasn't home!
I am now Smoking some TINA (Crystal Meth) in the College Residence while SHEVVY sees clients next door!
Tomorrow I am leaving town and relocating to PETERBOROUGH, ON with my CRAZY NEWFIE COUSIN-IN-LAW, STEVE!
WE ARE GOING TO PARTY IT UP TOGETHER EVERY DAY, PULL SCAMS, PIMP GIRLS, SLING DOPE, and GENERALLY RUN THE TOWN!
Only thing is, I have learned NEVER To leave the house without a weapon anymore! Pistols are hard to get in Canada but I have a few connects that I might need to contact for self-protection purposes....
I Hope Y'all are doin' alright! SORRY IF I DON'T INQUIRE ABOUT HOW MY FELLOW MINICHANNERS ARE DOING!!!
Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,021,415
@previous (B)
No because I spend my $ as soon as I get it on DOPE...
I DID find a working bank card today, and some I.D.'s to sell,
People hook me FREE DOPE every day just for being Awesome, so who needs Money
What, so I can buy materialistic shit I don't need from Ikea?!
Fuck that! Project Mayhem all-the-way!
Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,021,416
plus, when i get my ALBUM FINISHED and work with MARKETER's and PROMOTERS and other MUSICIANS to get my Shit out there, THE ECO GOin' MAKE BANK!!!