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Topic: Eco Goes CAMPING, GETS KIDNAPPED & TAKEN HOSTAGE, SETTLES DOWN IN COLLEGE RES B4 SKIPPING TOWN!

Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #89,503

So I Went OFF-THE-GRID for a couple of days...Pitched a TENT With SHAI & SHEVVY 10 minutes into the Woods....

I JACKED OFF SO MUCH THAT I RIPPED AT LEAST 3 LAYERS OF SKIN OFF! MY DICK IS STILL SORE AND SCABBED!

Which sucks, because I have multiple women wanting to pay to ride my dick!!!

But Anyways, today a RATHER AGGRESSIVE GENTLEMAN ACCOSTED THE ECO AND TOOK HIM HOSTAGE!

He asked me to try to Deposit empty envelopes and withdraw cash from his account!

He Told me that If I don't comply, I am A Dead Man...

He had a female accomplice, who he kept asking to show me her tits and pussy! She had rather nice tits with a star tattoo around the nipple, which I will never forget, because she would LATER TRY TO SLIT MY THROAT WITH A STRAIGHT RAZOR and CHASE ME DOWN AN ALLEY!

Altogether Unpleasant experience....I BOOTED IT Back to CLAIRE's but she wasn't home!

I am now Smoking some TINA (Crystal Meth) in the College Residence while SHEVVY sees clients next door!

Tomorrow I am leaving town and relocating to PETERBOROUGH, ON with my CRAZY NEWFIE COUSIN-IN-LAW, STEVE!

WE ARE GOING TO PARTY IT UP TOGETHER EVERY DAY, PULL SCAMS, PIMP GIRLS, SLING DOPE, and GENERALLY RUN THE TOWN!

Only thing is, I have learned NEVER To leave the house without a weapon anymore! Pistols are hard to get in Canada but I have a few connects that I might need to contact for self-protection purposes....

I Hope Y'all are doin' alright! SORRY IF I DON'T INQUIRE ABOUT HOW MY FELLOW MINICHANNERS ARE DOING!!!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,021,411

Nice LARP fantasy

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,021,413

@previous (B)
if only it WERE a Fantasy...
If Only I wasn't contemplating suicide for the 50th time...

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,021,414

@previous (Eco)
You don't even have $20 though

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,021,415

@previous (B)
No because I spend my $ as soon as I get it on DOPE...
I DID find a working bank card today, and some I.D.'s to sell,
People hook me FREE DOPE every day just for being Awesome, so who needs Money
What, so I can buy materialistic shit I don't need from Ikea?!
Fuck that! Project Mayhem all-the-way!

Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,021,416

plus, when i get my ALBUM FINISHED and work with MARKETER's and PROMOTERS and other MUSICIANS to get my Shit out there, THE ECO GOin' MAKE BANK!!!
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