Topic: I found a pet macaque baby monkey, fora!!!

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #89,460

I am having it neutered, declawed, and detoothed. It shall be delivered next week! I am going to name it Ninjj.

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,021,008

get him a room where it's just snow and an artificial hot spring

terri !RwordOooFE double-posted this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,021,009

haha imagine walking in there but you thought it was the bathroom
haha

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,021,010

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
wat

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,021,014

@previous (A)
Imagine walking into the forced artificial, snow monkey habitat and you really have to pee and you're like say what? Lol

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,021,016

@1,021,010 (A)
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
kook gets it
I'd totally be like say what

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 54 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,021,017

@1,021,014 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
What an odd scenario.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,021,020

*in the style of a hacky 90s comedian*
You're ordering a neutered, declawed, and defanged animal? You're not getting a monkey you're getting a married man I tell ya!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,021,025

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
*rimjob*

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,021,030

@1,021,017 (A)
it's like the door gag where you open the door and it keeps being other places that you don't expect and monkeys are always kinda funny

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,021,031

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
Ok I get it now.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,021,058

@1,021,008 (terri !RwordOooFE)
@1,021,009 (terri !RwordOooFE)
absolutely brilliant

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,021,073

@1,021,030 (terri !RwordOooFE)

Or like when you mean to leave but walk into a closet?

Minichan