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Topic: Your lover is under your window.

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #89,445

Which scenario would you prefer?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Seranade 1 13%
Held Up Boombox 4 50%
They're buried in the flower bed 3 38%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,020,871

Write:in: Throwing rocks at them.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,873

Lovers actually appreciate this sort of stuff?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,875

@1,020,871 (B)
@previous (C)

New rule: if you don't vote, you get raped by horses

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,876

@previous (A)

I voted, so no horses?

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 9 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,877

Externally hosted image@1,020,875 (A)

Fuck you, I'll kill your horses for their horse meats.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,878

@1,020,876 (C)

Not unless you consensually use the horses

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,881

@previous (A)

Why must there be horses!?

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,883

@previous (C)

What's your problem with horses?

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,885

Externally hosted image@previous (A)

A horse hurt superman. All horses bad now, get with the program.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,886

@previous (C)

If he was really superman,he would have survived the horse.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,889

@previous (A)

He did survive the horse and that's that, but this was a kryptonite fed horse and severely hurt him.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,890

@previous (C)
No kryptonite needed. Reeves chopped off the horses testicals. The horse simply paid back Reeves and turned Reeves into a vegetable.
Karma!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,891

@1,020,877 (B)

You like horse meat eh

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,901

It depends what the boombox is playing, I guess.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,918

I would hang my butt over the edge and poop upon my lover. Could anything be more intimate and loving?

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vocalon joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,920

@1,020,901 (E)
for consistency's sake let's say it's this

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,929

@previous (vocalon)
That music is better suited to an elevator than to a boombox outside my window. Maybe if their intent was to eventually build an elevator up to my window, then I could be more comfortable with that.
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