Topic: Your lover is under your window.
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #89,445 Which scenario would you prefer?
Poll option
Votes
Percentage
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Seranade
1
13%
Held Up Boombox
4
50%
They're buried in the flower bed
3
38%
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago , 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,020,871 Write:in: Throwing rocks at them.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago , 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,873 Lovers actually appreciate this sort of stuff?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago , 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,875 @1,020,871 (B)
@previous (C)
New rule: if you don't vote, you get raped by horses
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago , 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,876 @previous (A)
I voted, so no horses?
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago , 9 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,877 @1,020,875 (A)
Fuck you, I'll kill your horses for their horse meats.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago , 25 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,878 @1,020,876 (C)
Not unless you consensually use the horses
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago , 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,881 @previous (A)
Why must there be horses!?
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago , 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,883 @previous (C)
What's your problem with horses?
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago , 6 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,885 @previous (A)
A horse hurt superman. All horses bad now, get with the program.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago , 53 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,886 @previous (C)
If he was really superman,he would have survived the horse.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago , 8 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,889 @previous (A)
He did survive the horse and that's that, but this was a kryptonite fed horse and severely hurt him.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago , 6 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,890 @previous (C)
No kryptonite needed. Reeves chopped off the horses testicals. The horse simply paid back Reeves and turned Reeves into a vegetable.
Karma!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago , 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,891 @1,020,877 (B)
You like horse meat eh
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago , 56 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,901 It depends what the boombox is playing, I guess.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago , 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,918 I would hang my butt over the edge and poop upon my lover. Could anything be more intimate and loving?
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vocalon joined in and replied with this 6 years ago , 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,920 Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago , 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,929 @previous (vocalon )
That music is better suited to an elevator than to a boombox outside my window. Maybe if their intent was to eventually build an elevator up to my window, then I could be more comfortable with that.
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