Topic: I want a damn pet monkey

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #89,379

I am getting one, dammit!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #1,020,208

Get a small one, who can't beat your ass if you roll over on top of it it the middle of the night

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,210

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
lol I want a small one, probably a girl or a neutered boy. I shall a vet remove the teeth so it cannot bite my face off!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,211

@previous (A)
The fact that you have to do all these horrible things to own a monkey probably means monkeys aren't supposed to be pets.

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,212

@1,020,210 (A)
gross

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 41 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,214

@1,020,210 (A)
That's a horrific thing to do to a living being and you should be ashamed of yourself

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 34 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,216

@1,020,210 (A)
That makes it sound like you want to fuck the monkey

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,219

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Spoiler alert:He does.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,222

You know, Pipi Longstocking has a monkey, and she lived in a wooden ship and had the strength of ten men! I think that she might have been some kind of enchanted being, perhaps over 1000 years old.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,227

Lots of owners remove the teeth actually. At least the canine teeth.

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Anonymous H double-posted this 6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,228

He does.

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