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Topic: What is your favourite bible version?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #89,371

What bible do you use most?

The Koran is NOT a bible.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Kjv 4 44%
Nkkv - 0%
Niv 4 44%
Esv - 0%
Nasb 1 11%
The Message Bible - 0%
ERV - 0%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,020,130

Externally hosted imageQuran.

Grover !f6ntcKNbjo (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,131

@previous (B)

> Quran.

Teez fook ya sharmoot.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,136

@previous (Grover !f6ntcKNbjo)
قد تبقي حفرة ثقب سميك نظيفة

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,140

The one where Jesus hits his head, and the man in the big yellow hat takes him to the hospital.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,142

@previous (C)
I thought they nailed Jesus to the cross so his head cannot hit the wood.

tteh !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,169

KJV obvs

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,170

I read the KJV for personal study, and the ESV at church because that’s our pew bible.

I’ve heard the NRSV is a good text for academic purposes though I haven’t read it.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,178

The Cockney Bible.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,181

Externally hosted image@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,247

@1,020,170 (F)
> I’ve heard the NRSV is a good text for academic purposes though I haven’t read it.

I have an RSV I use for reference. The footnotes are the best part. In a lot of places they take pains to justify the word choice or at least delve into why there might be different interpretations.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,249

Unless you read the Bible in the original Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek, then you are NOT a scholarS

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,251

@previous (I)
Much like Shakespeare, I prefer to read it in the original Klingon.

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,253

@previous (H)
Hi, Lynne!

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,255

@previous (I)
Please try not to derail yet another thread, you silly topah.

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,340

1Da time everyting had start, had one Guy. “Godʼs Talk,” dass who him. Dat Guy an God, dey stay togedda, an da Guy stay God fo real kine. 2Dass da Guy, da time everyting had start, him an God stay togedda. 3God wen make everyting, but da way he do um, he tell dis Guy fo do um. No mo notting dis Guy neva make. 4He da Guy, if you like come alive fo real kine, you come by him, cuz dat kine life come from him. Wen peopo come alive lidat, jalike dey stay inside one place dat get plenny light. Den dey can see an undastan. 5No matta stay dark, da dark no can pio da light. Everytime get light.

Lance Goodthrust replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,347

Had one Pharisee guy. His name Nicodemus, an he was one leada fo da Jewish peopo. 2 One nite he wen go by Jesus an tell him, “Teacha, we know dat you one teacha who come from God, cuz nobody can show us da kine awesome stuff dat you doing, if God no stay wit him.”

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,020,349

@previous (Lance Goodthrust)
King Herod, he wen find out eh, dat da guys dat know plenny bout da stars wen fool him, an he wen come so wild, he wen go send his army guys an tell um, “Go kill all da small boys inside Betlehem an all da odda place ova dea.” Den dey wen kill all da boys two years old an mo younga. Herod wen figga da time, cuz da guys who know plenny bout da stars wen tell him wat time da star wen show up first time.
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