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Topic: Do you believe in life after death?

Dark !HLa610O9S2 started this discussion 6 years ago #89,255

What if there is life after death, but there is no heaven, only hell?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,019,044

Yes I do. And in answer to your other question, I'd ask how we would then discern the difference.

Dark !HLa610O9S2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,045

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I mean, heaven would be happy, and hell would be horrible, right? Are you really a priest, by the way?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,049

Hell would be a significant improvement over current existence thanks.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,054

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Impersonating a priest now?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,055

@1,019,045 (Dark !HLa610O9S2)

> I mean, heaven would be happy, and hell would be horrible, right?

But without a heaven to compare it to, how would you understand you were in hell? "Happy" and "horrible" are only determinable when they can be compared. As a great English novelist once wrote, happiness is not something you experience, it is something you remember.

> Are you really a priest, by the way?

I am.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,056

@1,019,054 (D)
If anyone thinks I'm a priest they are dumb as a rock, sorry.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,057

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Or apparently dyslexic sometimes. I could have sworn you were posting as father Merrin.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,058

@OP

> there is no heaven, only hell?
Do you realize that we are in hell right now? This is not the planet they want us to believe.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,059

@1,019,057 (D)
We are very similar but I am not he, and he is not me.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,061

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> We are very similar but I am not he, and he is not me.

And we are not all together.

Opening lines to the far less psychedelic "I Am Not The Walrus".

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,063

@1,019,059 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

How strange, I think he would say the same thing.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,081

@1,019,049 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What an ignorant remark

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,085

@1,019,045 (Dark !HLa610O9S2)
Father Merrin is not a real priest. He is a child molester posing as one.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,087

@previous (H)

> Father Merrin is not a real priest.

Yes I am.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,089

@1,019,085 (H)
Even if he became a priest he was a child molester prior to. As a priest his ass is covered and protected by the Pope.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,090

It is not impossible Merrin could one day be Pope

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,108

@previous (G)
Doubt he would like that. He would have to compete against all the other priests, bishops, cardinals who are also pedophiles. Sure a few are normal and just rape nuns and force abortions.
Pardon my satire about normal.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,131

@1,019,090 (G)
Jesus Fucking Christ what a terrible notion.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,252

@1,019,089 (I)

> Even if he became a priest

I already am one.

> he was a child molester prior to.

Oh look, a post about molesting children in a thread that had nothing to do with that theme. It's almost like there's a certain 'anon' here who is desperate to talk about this subject.

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,254

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You cannot even provide one shred of evidence you are a priest.
You can type the words that say you are. Anyone here can do the same.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,256

@1,019,090 (G)

> It is not impossible Merrin could one day be Pope

First things first, my hope is to one day be a Cardinal. After that we shall see. If I become Pope then I will be only the 2nd ever Pope from my home country, which will be a great honor. One of my first acts as Pontiff would be to bless this forum from the window of St Peter's in my first Papal address.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,257

@1,019,254 (I)

> You cannot even provide one shred of evidence you are a priest.

Yes I can.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U triple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,259

@1,019,108 (J)

> Doubt he would like that.

Au contraire, it would be an honor.

> pedophiles...rape...

Oh look, a rambling, incoherent post about molesting children in a thread that had nothing to do with that theme. It's almost like there's a certain 'anon' here who is desperate to talk about this subject.

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,270

@1,019,256 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You are from England, Poland, Argentina or the Netherlands? Going to guess Poland.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,274

@previous (K)

> You are from England, Poland, Argentina or the Netherlands?

Originally, yes, one of those.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,278

@1,019,061 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Exactly.
@1,019,063 (D)
That's a distinct possibility.
@1,019,081 (G)
How is that ignorant? It's probably true.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,375

@OP

Yes, I believe there's an afterlife, and it it takes the form of whatever you imagine it to be.

Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,019,484

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