Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,018,170
@1,018,165 (A) > I drove home drunk but i made it okay.
That doesn't usually result in you being in jail.
Look, you made a topic about going to jail. If that's the best you can do, then obviously you're not trying hard enough. Get back out there on the road and get arrested already so your topic makes sense! Try harder. You can do it. We all believe in you.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,018,174
It is Bert, and he ran over and killed someone, then fled home in panic.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,018,177
I’ve driven drunk so many times I can’t count. Honestly, you have to be like blackout drunk swerving all over the place or get in an accident to get caught.
Anonymous G double-posted this 6 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,018,178
Also driven high before and I have to say the experience is much much worse than driving while drunk/buzzed. I’ll never drive high ever again though to be fair I never smoke weed anymore and never will again even though it’s legal now
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,018,179
@previous (G)
I rode a petrol scooter around Beijing while in an alcohol/antibiotic whiteout.
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 51 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,018,180
@previous (F)
We have electric scooters here that you pay with with your phone and people get DUIs on them all the time lol
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,018,209
You havent driven fucked up yet unless you have tried to see straight by twisting your head almost 180 degrees
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,018,218
First time i biked home drunk i biked straight into a side mirror on a parked car
Bilbo !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,018,240