Topic: Spend a night in jail request

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #89,127

I want to experience being arrested and loaded into patty wagon. Spending a night or two in jail would be fun. Just annoying to go through all the court stuff. What should I do?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #1,018,046

It's not bad at all for a day or two except for that you cant smoke.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,018,049

Patty wagons sound tasty

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,018,053

@previous (C)

The police in OP's area run food trucks to distribute hamburgers. It's a solid strategy. It's harder to commit a crime if you are too busy eating a tasty burger. Scientists have proved that with numbers and shit.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,018,054

@previous (D)
sounds legit

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,018,056

@1,018,053 (D)
How do you know where @OP lives? Are you one of our famous stalkers?

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,018,058

@previous (E)
I have inside sources with McDonaldland PD and Mayor McCheese's office.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,018,060

@previous (D)
McWalter?

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