Topic: I heard someone tell me a woman decides within five minutes of meeting a man whether

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #8,911

she will have sex with him.

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #156,769

is
> i heard someone tell me
the same as
> someone told me
??????

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,772

@previous (dreamworks)
I was wondering the same thing.

!JuMPb0dbaE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,788

@156,769 (dreamworks)
OP was on some psychedelics, and was outside his or her body.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,789

Hah. I'm not speaking for every female but most females such as myself have weird standards and checklists that they've been building over the years.
Some examples are just things like:
dirty finger nails?
greasy hair?
chipped tooth?
smells funny?
talks about weird shit?
creeper much?
attractive?
fat?
weird fetishes?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,791

@previous (E)

> weird fetishes?

Hey baby, can I stick a straw in your asshole while you blow me and sing show tunes?

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,794

@previous (F)
I like show tunes.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,804

@156,791 (F)
if a guy were to ask me that IRL and was completely serious, i would question how much of a freak he is in my head. probably be a bit uncomfortable for the rest of the date as well.
if he was joking i'd grant his weird sense of humour and probably sing him show tunes.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,806

I think this probably pretty accurate for both men and women. The best time in any relationship is the first time you have sex, from there it's all pretty much downhill.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,807

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
That's kinda shallow. Remember what we talked about in the other thread? How's your "pondering" going?

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,808

@156,804 (E)
...are you just going to make me stand here like a dumbass with a straw in my hand?

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,809

@156,807 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
isn't everyone shallow to some extent

Anonymous E double-posted this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,811

@156,808 (F)
Alright, you can put it in my butt. Only today though, only today.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,814

@156,809 (E)
Yes, but it depends on your definition of shallow. Everyone has limits, some are more superficial than others. And that's besides the point. Ks was clearly unhappy in the thread we were talking about, and I'm not trying to judge him, just trying to help him analyze his situation.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,816

That's not true for me, nope. Sex is not the only thing that goes through my mind when meeting someone who I'm attracted to.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,819

@156,814 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
It goes on and on and on.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,820

@156,807 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I don't want a relationship, but I'm the type of person that's most comfortable in a relationship. I'll give it a shot when I'm ready, but I'm not ready yet.

Its hard to top the first time you have sex with someone you like, all the excitement, stimulation, feelings etc. Its great, I didn't mean it in a bad way or anything.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,822

I never see anyone as sexually attractive until they do something to peak my interest.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,824

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
whats something that would peak your interest?
i can juggle 2 oranges.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,825

@156,820 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
True, it's good. I just get exhausted from chasing tail sometimes, and as you said, I'm most comfortable in a relationship. IMO the sex gets better as you get more comfortable and you each become more open to things, but that's only IF you're with someone you're sexually compatible with. If you're not sexually compatible, then it goes downhill from there. That's why I think sexual compatibility is so important. If you can get that covered you know the relationship will almost never get boring.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,826

@156,824 (E)
Only two?

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,829

@156,811 (E)
Why are you so good to me? :')

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,832

@156,826 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I could do 3 for a short period of time if you insist. :(
@previous (F)
Because you're my baby boo.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,834

@156,789 (E)

> dirty finger nails?

Haha. I will remember that chicks dig a man with clean fingernails. But it might just be you. Lots of rugged guys get chicks

> greasy hair?

Sounds specific to you.

> chipped tooth?

Women in West Virginia, Arkansas, and similar places are turned on by this. So okay yeah subjective.

> smells funny?

Okay eww.

> talks about weird shit?

I really find people bore me to tears when I get to know them. I'd pick "talks about weird shit" over boring as a far lesser of two evils.

> weird fetishes?

You don't find that out until later down the road.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,835

@156,832 (E)
Would you be able to juggle and amaze us with your witty banter?

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,837

@156,834 (A)
it just keeps getting more shallow.
marriage? want kids?
financially able?
physically able?
no serious mental illnesses?
religious views?

Anonymous E double-posted this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,838

@156,835 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
replace witty banter with sexy strip tease.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,839

@156,837 (E)
Those things are shallow concerns?

swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #156,840

@156,838 (E)
Bring it.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,842

@156,839 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
supposedly so!
apparently not wanting long term relationships with guys that dropped out of highschool and have a job as a cashier at mcdonalds is SHALLOW.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,845

@previous (E)
I would love to hear from people who actually believe that.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,846

@156,825 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Sex has never really been that big of a deal to me, but I'm not into anything outside of the norm. I haven't chased tail since I was teenager, I'm just out to have a good time, if I meet someone and we hook up that's cool, if not, that's cool too. I'm a really nice guy, and I have a hard time being so objective towards women, like just using them for sex, not that I haven't done it, but it just feels wrong.

!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,849

I'm sure all women decide within five seconds they wouldn't have sex with me.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,850

@156,842 (E)
How does their economic situation affect their personality? So yes, it is shallow to judge a man by the size of his wallet.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,851

@156,846 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
What about that whole "climbing the mountain" speech you gave?

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,852

@156,845 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
or handicapped people
im sorry but i do not want to spend the rest of my life rolling someone around.

i dont know how i'd feel if my hubbie suddenly got in an accident though. would i be willing to live with his misfortune? probably would. it's weird, toto.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,855

@156,849 (!JuMPb0dbaE)
I think maybe you just don't get out enough.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,856

@156,850 (K)
It's not shallow to know what you want in life.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,857

@156,850 (K)
it doesnt. i want a big family. i am also one for luxurious items. FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS ARE SO HARD TO DEAL WITH IT.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,858

@156,852 (E)
I would never date a person who is in a wheelchair.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,859

@156,850 (K)
His personality can affect his economic situation. Women assume that a man with his finances in order is a responsible, reliable, and hard-working person. This isn't always the case, but when it is, there's nothing shallow about that.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,861

@156,858 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
me neither. what if the person you were with suddenly got into an accident where they wouldn't be able to walk anymore?
i'll cross the line by saying i wouldn't marry a black person either..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,862

@previous (E)

> i'll cross the line by saying i wouldn't marry a black person either..

I thought you were Carebear.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,863

@156,857 (E)
There is nothing wrong about that as long as you don't complain when a man is only attracted to a woman's body.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,865

@156,861 (E)
It would be different if I was already emotionally invested in the person before they were injured.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,867

@156,863 (K)
i wouldn't blame them. lots of women out there are batshit insane.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,868

@156,851 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
lol it wasn't a speech. I already said I didn't set out to do that, it just kinda happened. I am aware that it is some kind of accomplishment, but not one that I'm proud of/fits me, or maybe it does and I'm just lying to myself to not feel like an asshole. I really don't think I'm an asshole, I just don't think I'm ready for a relationship yet, but my actions certainly look asshole/ish, though I've never outright hurt anyone's feelings in the process, with only one exception, but she was a nut and not even on my Facebook.

Most of those girls weren't just another notch in my belt man, that's not really how I think. Its complicated.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,869

@156,865 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Or went black?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,870

@156,858 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

> I would never date a person who is in a wheelchair.

So, you never go "I wonder if this restaurant is good but I'm broke."?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,871

@156,789 (E)

> talks about weird shit

What's that supposed to mean?

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,872

@156,865 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
would you marry a black person? i guess girl in your case.

looked like a typical black person, pic related

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,874

@previous (E)
I would nail the shit out of that and then leave if she got that baby bloat because if I stayed in her life she would be frightened and confused. You shouldn't upset the status quo, yo.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,875

@156,871 (L)

> > talks about weird shit
>
> What's that supposed to mean?

On a date do they ask, "So... do you believe that subatomic particles are just zero-dimensional dots or do you believe they're one-dimensional strings?"

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,876

@156,868 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I didn't say you think like that, or that you're an asshole. I think we kind of think the same way. I don't think of "chasing tail" as objectifying women. Just because I try to get with them doesn't mean I don't respect them. I think you know what I'm trying to say. Not trying to get what you want doesn't make you a more respectful person, and going after what you want doesn't make you less respectable. Quite the opposite, in fact.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,878

@156,871 (L)
i dont know. the last date i went on this guy was talking about how he was the big guy in some retarded anime convention. also told me about his furry phase (WTF)
i guess that's not weird but it's not how you get in a girls pants.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,879

@previous (E)
> Angry virgin

!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,880

@156,855 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I don't get out period.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,881

@156,879 (K)
> anon K doesn't know that i dont give a fuck about getting laid or not.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,883

@156,875 (A)
> trying to strike up an intelligent conversation
> weird shit
Intredasting...

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,884

@156,878 (E)

> i dont know. the last date i went on this guy was talking about how he was the big guy in some retarded anime convention. also told me about his furry phase (WTF)
> i guess that's not weird but it's not how you get in a girls pants.

What portion of your dates are furfags?

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,885

@156,881 (E)
> Horny and lonely as fuck right now

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,887

@156,883 (M)

ever seen idiocracy?

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,889

@156,880 (!JuMPb0dbaE)
I figured as much. :-/

Sounds like you could use more IRL friends man, I know they can be hard to come by though...

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,891

@156,883 (M)
intelligent conversation is fine
maybe conspiracy theories i would lean towards weird.
nigga y u be all concerned about dem flying saucers n shit. Know what I mean?
@156,884 (A)
just the latest one. LOL
@156,885 (K)
aww anon K, :( Want NUD3Z?

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,896

@previous (E)
> aww anon K, :( Want NUD3Z?
I'll give it a pass, just emptied my PayPal. Thanks tho.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,899

@previous (K)
haha!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,902

@156,891 (E)

> maybe conspiracy theories i would lean towards weird.

I love those. But I've already read them and nothing you can tell me is new.

> nigga y u be all concerned about dem flying saucers n shit. Know what I mean?

Saying it in Ebonics just ruined them for me.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,903

@previous (A)
nigga u bes stop all dat complainin n shit......

Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,905

@156,887 (A)
Can't say that I have, actually.

!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,912

@156,889 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I have my housemates, one of whom is a bitch who is ultra critical because of her own insecurities. My other friend only hangs out when I have weed or other fun drugs. I should be seeing him soon.

He invites me to these shows he does, but I can't go alone. The last one was torture. I get paranoid. Everytime someone around me laughs or say something I can't hear I feel like they are laughing at me/talking about me.

I get visually uncomfortable. My anxiety goes to 10 if I'm around people with someone I know. When I have to go solo it's impossible. I just can't do it anymore.

It's nearing the end of all my relationships (less than a year), BUT I figure companion robots will be around within 10 years. I won't need friends if I have a companion robot. I can always cash out my 401k to afford one. Then I will never be alone.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #156,920

@previous (!JuMPb0dbaE)

You should do like mountainman.

!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #156,934

@previous (A)
I can't.
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
The Japanese are way ahead of him.

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #156,935

what is this topic even about anymore

!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #156,936

@previous (dreamworks)
Companion robots.

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #156,938

@previous (!JuMPb0dbaE)
might i see your looking fit as a fiddle

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #157,216

@156,832 (E)

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #157,224

Expert femininity experts everywhere. :'3

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #157,228

tldr

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #157,230

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
but its only one sentence

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #157,231

ITT: more output from the Robert Amsterdam Propaganda Mill

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #157,239

so um op could you clear this up for us
@156,769 (dreamworks)

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #157,241

@157,230 (dreamworks)
This thread is tldr

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #157,242

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
lolbud, you're responsible for hundreds of posts about faggy bicycles and cervices, don't be throwing stones.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #157,243

@157,224 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)

No one understands women, not even other women. Trufax.

@157,241 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Good thread, we don't have good threads often enough. You gotta get in early on the long ones though.

grey !C.MxxuCiTo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #157,266

@156,912 (!JuMPb0dbaE)

> My other friend only hangs out when I have weed or other fun drugs.
This is not a friend.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #157,270

@156,912 (!JuMPb0dbaE)
:( You may be a piece of shit pedo, jump, but I like you. Don't be forever alone, you're not that easily hateable.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #157,273

@157,266 (grey !C.MxxuCiTo)
Their friendship could be built around drugs use, doesn't mean its not a friendship, it just means that's all they ever known as friends.

Minichan