Topic: Forget Sweaty Beckys. Dirty Berts is the new hot drink in town!

Autist !StaYqkzUPc started this discussion 6 years ago #88,989

Quenches my thirst.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,017,027

Knoxville Knonce™️

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,017,034

How do you make a Dirty Bert?

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,017,035

@previous (C)
Knoxville Knonce™️*

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,017,036

@previous (B)
What are the McIngrediae?

Autist !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,017,197

@1,017,034 (C)
One shot everclear, essence of sugarfoot, blended Wendy's takeaway and a dash of desperation.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 53 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,017,201

Dirty Bert:

Scavenge a used Wendy's cup from a dumpster
Add ice chipped from the inside of an outdoor freezer
Add 1 pint everclear
Top off with ice cold Coca Cola
Stir with your index finger
Garnish with Red Baron pizza sauce
Enjoy

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,017,263

@previous (D)
Yum!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,017,284

Dirty Bert

Anonymous E double-posted this 6 years ago, 16 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,017,285

@1,017,201 (D)
Love it

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,017,298

@1,017,201 (D)
That totally cracked me up!

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,017,320

@1,017,201 (D)
need my dirty berties

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,017,380

There is currently a decree of Prohibition of dirty bert here at mc.

The people should rise up and demand a repeal.

Minichan