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At the Karaoke Bar, I drank Strongbow Cider
Then found a Tim Hortons Bitch & Nutted Inside'er
Most girls don't like it when you kiss-and-tell
Well I had Anal Intercourse with Brittany Adel;)
Fucked a Medical student by the name of Carrie
I like my girls Un-shaven, but NOT too hairy!
Now I know that this Rap is gonna ruffle some feathers
But I once fooled around with a chick named Heather
I could rhyme all day about the Bitches I boned
Or you could just ask Yo MaMA how I made her Moan; )
I'm FINISHED with the Drug Life!
Tryin' to Find A Thug Wife
To Help Me Pull Scams
And Give Money $$ to My Fams
You Know I used to Smoke Grams
And I ain't Talkin' bout Weed
But now a 12-Step Program is what I really Need
Friends Want me to Succeed
Hear My Emotions As they Bleed
Off to Rehab Soon,
Done with Dope & Greed!
I'm FINISHED with the Drug Life!
Tryin' to Find A Thug Wife
To Help Me Pull Scams
And Give Money $$ to My Fams
You Know I used to Smoke Grams
And I ain't Talkin' bout Weed
But now a 12-Step Program is what I really Need
Friends Want me to Succeed
Hear My Emotions As they Bleed
Off to Rehab Soon,
Done with Dope & Greed!
THEY SAY K.Y.S.
'CAUSE MY LIFE'S A MESS!
BUT WHEN I GET UNDRESSED
LADIES' CLITS GET PRESSED!
'CAUSE I'M THE BEST IN THE WEST,
I'LL PUT A KNIFE THROUGH YA CHEST
WHEN CHICKS LIE IN THEY BED
THOUGHTS OF ECO IN THEY HEAD
THEY ALL 'FLICK THEIR BEANS'
TIL THEY CUNTS TURN RED!
I wanted you at First Sight
But the Timing Wasn't Right
We Had So Much in Common
And Your Body Was Bombin' ;)
I Cherished Our Hugs
For you, I'd Give Up the DRUGS
I'm In love with your Smile
And Your Lavish Style
Been Enamored For A While
But My Actions Are Vile...
Still you Inspire me with Hope
And you Help Me to Cope
As My Lifeline is Narrowing,
Could You Be My New Heroin?
Your Scent Is So Divine
I want to Make You Mine
We Could sit and Drink Wine
Until The End of Time...