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Topic: Has a penis ever ejaculated inside of your mouth?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #88,906

Well, cocksuckers?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Yes, and I am a man. 6 30%
No, and I am a man. 9 45%
Yes, and I am a girl. 3 15%
No, and I am a girl. - 0%
Yes, and I am transgendered. 1 5%
No, and I am transgendered. 1 5%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 46 minutes later[^] [v] #1,016,311

Bump

beckyderp !DONgSbOYdw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,321

Bump

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,322

@previous (beckyderp !DONgSbOYdw)

Go to bed, becky.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,353

@1,016,321 (beckyderp !DONgSbOYdw)
How did you vote?

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,356

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
The transgender option is the most likely imo.

Bilbo !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,364

Could you define "inside"?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,498

@previous (Bilbo !RwordOooFE)

> Could you define "inside"?

An interior or internal part or place.

Bilbo !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,528

@previous (H)

Does the penis have to have been inside the mouth at moment of ejaculation?

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,582

@previous (Bilbo !RwordOooFE)

> Does the penis have to have been inside the mouth at moment of ejaculation?

Does your answer depend on this?

Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 51 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,584

@1,016,528 (Bilbo !RwordOooFE)
Yes

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,607

does ones own penis count

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,608

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
If Green still posted here, his answer might be...

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,613

@previous (K)
this is why we don't have green anymore

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,639

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
Because people remember he sucked his own dick and posted it to the forum?

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Bilbo !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,682

@1,016,582 (H)

Yes

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,734

@previous (Bilbo !RwordOooFE)
Was the dick inside or outside your mouth when it ejaculated?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,766

Good heavens what a question.

Can I take this opportunity to issue a gentle reminder that such actions are not in accordance with God's will? I offer no judgement but I will leave you with these words:


"Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother's wife and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother's wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother. And what he did was wicked in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also" - Genesis 38: 8-10

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,768

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
This isn't about wasting semen on the ground, which we all agree is impermissible. This is about giving your semen to a cool dude. Which seems fine to me.

tteh !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,769

@1,016,766 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I thought it was the unwillingness of Onan to fulfil his Levirate® Obligation™ that made God arg, there?

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Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,772

@previous (tteh !GETFUCKED)

> I thought it was the unwillingness of Onan to fulfil his Levirate® Obligation™ that made God arg, there?

That plus the expending of God's seed with an aim other than procreation. It is often more than one thing at a time that offends God.

!5VYWpP.nqc replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,799

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Stop pumping your seed into children's mouths.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,801

@previous (!5VYWpP.nqc)

Reported for posting pedo fantasies.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,808

@1,016,799 (!5VYWpP.nqc)

> Stop pumping your seed into children's mouths.

Oh look, a thread that had absolutely nothing to do with that disgusting subject suddenly brought out a sickening child rape fantasy.

You know, if I weren't a real priest I've often thought it would be a funny experiment to pretend to be one on here, just to watch all the closet pedophiles unleash their fantasies under the 'safe' guise of projecting them onto a deliberately easy target

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,813

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
What the fuck would a real priest be doing in This?
"Topic: Has a penis ever ejaculated inside of your mouth?"

Are you looking for Jizz in all the wrong places?

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Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,817

@previous (O)
It's my duty to preach in all corners of the forum, especially those dark nooks and crannies where sinful behaviour is discussed. Bless you for the question friend!

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,860

@1,016,772 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
No one cares about god you retard

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,922

Externally hosted imagebump

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,938

@1,016,860 (Ananthanarayanan M R)

> No one cares about god you retard

Demonstrably untrue. Speak only for yourself my friend. And calm down.

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,940

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> Speak only for yourself my friend.

lol because that's a skill the religious have mastered
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