Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,016,734
@previous (Bilbo !RwordOooFE)
Was the dick inside or outside your mouth when it ejaculated?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,016,766
Good heavens what a question.
Can I take this opportunity to issue a gentle reminder that such actions are not in accordance with God's will? I offer no judgement but I will leave you with these words:
"Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother's wife and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother's wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother. And what he did was wicked in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also" - Genesis 38: 8-10
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,016,768
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
This isn't about wasting semen on the ground, which we all agree is impermissible. This is about giving your semen to a cool dude. Which seems fine to me.
tteh !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,016,769
@1,016,766 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I thought it was the unwillingness of Onan to fulfil his Levirate® Obligation™ that made God arg, there?
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Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,016,772
Oh look, a thread that had absolutely nothing to do with that disgusting subject suddenly brought out a sickening child rape fantasy.
You know, if I weren't a real priest I've often thought it would be a funny experiment to pretend to be one on here, just to watch all the closet pedophiles unleash their fantasies under the 'safe' guise of projecting them onto a deliberately easy target
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,016,813
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
What the fuck would a real priest be doing in This? "Topic: Has a penis ever ejaculated inside of your mouth?"
Are you looking for Jizz in all the wrong places?
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Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,016,817
@previous (O)
It's my duty to preach in all corners of the forum, especially those dark nooks and crannies where sinful behaviour is discussed. Bless you for the question friend!
Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,016,860
@1,016,772 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
No one cares about god you retard
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,016,922
bump
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,016,938