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Topic: Thinking of starting my own religion

Bilbo !RwordOooFE started this discussion 6 years ago #88,890

God keeps saying things to me and I think I ought to take a note of them.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,016,166

What's he been saying?

Bilbo !RwordOooFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,168

@previous (B)

There's a terrible catastrophe coming!

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,171

Externally hosted imageYou miss 100% of the shots you don't take ?

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,172

@1,016,168 (Bilbo !RwordOooFE)
Then let's hope those Northerners take the brunt of it!

Bilbo !RwordOooFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,175

Pigs are Sapient! Don't eat them!

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,180

@previous (Bilbo !RwordOooFE)

Don't tell me how to live my life!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,207

@1,016,168 (Bilbo !RwordOooFE)

> There's a terrible catastrophe coming!

Does that mean Jesus is really coming back?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,279

@1,016,180 (D)
> Don't tell me how to live my life!
OP is starting a religion. Telling you how to live your life is kinda religion's whole shtick.

@1,016,168 (Bilbo !RwordOooFE)
> There's a terrible catastrophe coming!
This is a good angle. It's a little trite and overused, but there's a sucker born every minute. I definitely think you should keep it vague. Avoid making any falsifiable claims. If the catastrophe could be anything, then that'll keep people too busy wondering what it will be to press you for any real details.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,314

Every ideology needs a secret perk to bribe its subjects with, what will yours be?

Bilbo !RwordOooFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,341

@1,016,279 (F)

The catastrophe is famine, drought and desertification which will cause immense suffering and kill billions of people.

Also, you shouldn't eat pigs because pigs are sapient.

There is also a revelation about the creation of the universe which I have written here in the past!

Bilbo !RwordOooFE (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,342

@1,016,207 (E)

Jesus is Logos, the divine will of the Lord through which He effects His creation. To put it in an understandable way, Logos is God's creation of Himself inside His Universe. Like a reflection in a mirror, He is both real and unreal.
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