Topic: I can't handle having a body

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #88,883

I tell myself that my body is really the body of my ancestors. I imagine our ancestors as hardcore motherfuckers that ate disease for breakfast and washed it down with a mix of violence and pain, just before facing another day of unfortune. Still though, i feel like we are extremely out of place with our fragile mortal bodies, it really doesn't fit us.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,016,063

we should do something about it

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,072

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

But what on earth is there to be done?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,073

@previous (A)

If we reduce the population, and live in small isolated groups, we could speed up evolution.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,075

@previous (C)

I wouldn't trust evolution, that guy is a asshole. For example, who's to say those isolated groups wouldn't become even more fragile as a tradeoff for constant baby production?

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,076

@previous (A)

Some will die off, but most will adapt.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,078

@1,016,075 (A)
The act of producing a baby is fun exciting wonderful joyful fantastic. Works best with contraception.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,079

@previous (D)

> Works best with contraception.

You mean like a false sense of security and a bate to ease you into it?

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,083

@previous (A)
Oh trust me - IF I were to tell the story of Condom fail - A story that becky just hates to read - Alas yes a Condom is a false sense of security and nothing about it is easy to ease into.

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Cess !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,091

Remove yourself from your body

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,098

@1,016,083 (D)

The way you make it sound like, it's like a lot of us are only here because of the fabled condom fail phenomenon.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,102

@previous (A)
Several people are here as a result of anal fucking. Spooge dripped out and found its way into the proper hole.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,104

@previous (F)

That's some military grade sperm in his father's balls then, she could have swallowed and those persistent fuckers would have found a way.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,189

@1,016,073 (C)

> If we reduce the population, and live in small isolated groups, we could speed up evolution.

Inbreeding.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,016,197

@previous (G)

Not if you have people from different families living in each group, you sick fuck.

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