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Topic: Ready to give a certain woman a part of my heart and penis

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #88,748

Been following her and liking all her posts on IG now and making small talkz. how do I go in for the kill? I am so ready...

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,014,822

Leave note taped to her bedroom window.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,014,823

@previous (B)
She lives like a thousand or so miles away. I'd like to seal the deal online before I quit my job, leave my home, and do something like that.

(Edited 48 seconds later.)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 33 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,014,824

@OP
> how do I go in for the kill?

Cut up your arms instead of across and don't spend more than $20.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,014,829

@previous (C)
I'm not suicidal. I was just saying, "going in for the kill" as in, "how do I seal the deal"?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 21 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,014,830

Say hey baby how about you and I go on a date to minichan dot org.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,014,831

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

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