Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later[^][v]#1,014,286
Indeed. Where do I start
As a Teen I had a terrific paying job as a clerk in a Supermarket (Union wages that paid a bonus for part time) Downside was they closed at 9PM so I got a 2nd job at a Liquor store in a dicey hood.
Robbed at gunpoint multiple times. Cops of course took reports - One cop from dicy town changed cities and how do I no that? He pulled me over about year later and came out with Gun on me.
Turns out he recognized me and thought it wood be funny to pull me over and...
I used to own multiple Red Sport cars and got a few legit tickets of course but IF Radar I new how to beat those 100% No Fail -
I have been pulled over for apparent DUI multiple times - Silly things like Jump Start at red light right alongside a Cop - 100% cause of Cop pull over
I have exceeded the speed limit and was behind a Cop who was also exceeding the speed limit and I wanted to get HOME - So I just passed the Cop going a bit faster - Got pulled Over of course for DUI Cause no one ever passes a Cop going faster than speed limit
Not drunk just Endorphins from great nite out dancing - No Tickets for any of those pullovers including the Speed passing of a Cop but did have to ask for a supervisor to get out of that one. That event cost me 45 minutes so perhaps I have wised up
Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,014,292
That's a bit too ig;dr there Syntax. Let me make this more readable for the fora:
> As a Teen... illegible gibberish > Turns out... illegible gibberish > I used to... illegible gibberish > I have been pulled over for apparent DUI... illegible gibberish > I have exceeded the speed limit... illegible... HOME... pulled Over... gibberish... > Endorphins... gibberish... dancing... That event cost me 45 minutes... conclusion of gibberish.
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,014,301
@previous (D)
All I can say is that copyPasta is totally accurate. I just did not mention the large number of times I got pulled over for Endorphins.