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Topic: It's 2019, why do you not yet have an affordable, rejuvenating blackhead vacuum??

beckyderp !DONgSbOYdw started this discussion 6 years ago #88,637

Give your excuses here, homos.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,013,485

I just get my face really quick with the shop vac after I'm done vacuuming the garage.

beckyderp !DONgSbOYdw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,487

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I had this one pore where it was like a massive snake being sucked out of the earth by a vicious tornado. It was amazing to witness!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,489

I bought a blackhead gun that people use off label as a clit sucker. I am afraid to use it

beckyderp !DONgSbOYdw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 57 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,490

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
somehow you always manage to make things weirder!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,491

@OP Because I actually wash my fucking face like a normal person you fucking troglodyte.

beckyderp !DONgSbOYdw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,492

@previous (D)
whoa whoa whoa
calm down there bud!

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,494

@1,013,487 (beckyderp !DONgSbOYdw)
If you put it on your eyelashes would it remove demodex? ?

I wonder how many people have accidentally blinded themselves by washing their eyes with lice shampoo to get rid of it.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,496

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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,497

This is a subject I no nada about so lookC

Slather On Acid
When it comes to blackhead removal, salicylic acid is your best friend. Commonly found in over-the-counter acne treatments, the ingredient gently helps skin-cell turnover, helping unclog your pores.

Ceems batter acid should work faster and better. Perhaps good idea to add a wee bit of water to the mix.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,498

@previous (E)
Thanks google!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,500

@1,013,490 (beckyderp !DONgSbOYdw)
I know. I'm sorry

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,508

oh hey I just had a black mask on but it didn't do anything I miss the cheap nose strips I used to get that worked

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,509

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
racist

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,541

There is a topical drug in the pipeline that is targeted directly at the pigfucker sebaceous glands that make that waxy garbage in your pores. The drug sits in the receptors that normally would receive androgen hormones that would signal the glands to be busy, and so the drug gets the glands to sit idle. In higher doses, being an androgen blocker, it is a hair growth promoter (male pattern baldness is related to a response to testosterone).

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,544

@1,013,489 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It's time to get brave.

@1,013,487 (beckyderp !DONgSbOYdw)
That's disgusting. Wash your face regularly instead

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,548

it should be mentioned that surface washing can not influence the problem with the glands, as they are below the surface.

Bilbo !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,555

A the good old clit sucker

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,559

@1,013,541 (Sheila LaBoof)
Ooooh i want this

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,561

I don't know what that is. Probably the latest millennial craze on Instagram or Fortnite or something.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,575

@1,013,544 (J)
I am afraid that I will hurt myself. I am also afraid that physical pleasure will alter my entire outlook on life.

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,626

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
My friend has the same fear about having sex while on MDMA, and then ruining normal sex because it won't be as good anymore. I don't eat disco biscuits so I've never thought about it.

I'm pretty sure becky is rocking 2 blackhead suckers, one for the face one for the clit, but she isn't very forthcoming about this sort of thing. Probably because of all the weirdos, and Syntax would never shut up about it.
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