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Topic: dos redbul actully giv u wings

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #88,636

i jus wanna fly

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,013,473

@OP Go fly off of a fucking cliff you fucking asswipe.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 29 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,474

no it's a drink

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,476

It's a lie. They made it up.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,480

It might give you jitters.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,481

Did you already drink one? If so, it fucked up your spelling, you illiterate piece of shit.

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,493

put your arms around me baby

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,499

I'm surprised no one drank a can of Red Bull then jumped off a roof and sued Red Bull for the injuries he suffered when the product did not, in fact, give him wings ?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,501

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Never tried it. Aside from no wings, does it work?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,530

i had like 7 can 2day and i dont feel like i culd fly but yeah die mayb

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,531

gives you warts

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,537

I'm honestly surprised that Red Bull hasn't started some kind of joint advertising campaign with Buffalo Wild Wings or a similar chain restaurant.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,539

@1,013,530 (A)
I heard some guy died after drinking a dozen and then playing basketball from a heart attack
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