Topic: so the man is at a restuarant and is told that they have a full complement of soups
Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 6 years ago#88,535
He asks, "so can I get clam chowder?" "Sure", the waiter replies. Later, a man naked from the waist down walks to the table, and begins to masturbate.
"What the hell", says the man. "What the hell are you doing?"
"You ordered the Clem chowder. I'm Clem."
"What the fuck? I ordered CLAM chowder. Clam!"
"Clam? Who the hell is Clam?"