Topic: Bury me with an AK-47 So I can gun haters down when I go to Heaven!!
Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #88,515
They call me the Eco-maniacCrawlin' through tha Carpet for Crumbs of Crack
I'm tha Sickest in the World
I'll Stick it to your Girl
As I'm tuggin' on her curls
The ecstasy unfurls…
I'll set Fire to a motherfuckin' Copper's Car
After drivin' away from the Topless Bar
Havin' one-too-many Drinks, So my mind can't Think
And my breath really Stinks, so I gargle in the Sink
Ya know I used to sell Rocks on tha Block
Which may come as a Shock
'Cause I was also a Librarian and Whatnot
But now I just try to make ends meet
By holdin' down the street
Bitch you front? You're bound to get beat
Because I'm known to pack Heat!
I Drive Drunk every time I get behind the Wheel
Smash into the curb and make the tires Squeal
Tha Cops need ta stop tryin’ ta pull me over
So I can kill this glass of Whiskey, comin’ straight from Dover
Maybe they could raise the legal drinking limit
So I can spike the punch-bowl, put some Vodka in it
I ain’t Driving drunk, I’m just drivin’ while I Drink
And gettin’ shit-faced until my eyes turn Pink
What ya think?
I Shoplift from Wal-Mart, And Piss on their Wall Art
‘Cause they got too much cash, and they don’t think we’re all Smart
So they set up Sensors and Hidden Cameras
But I walk through the store in my Pajama’s
Just lookin’ for somethin’ ta Jack
I just put it in a Sack
Walk out the door, and I don’t look back
So they publish my photo online
For a victimless crime
If I’m caught, I know I won’t do time!
Little Wayne Betta Move and Step Aside
Find a Place ta Hide
Before my chrome Collides
With the side of his head
Spillin' red, I'll have him left for Dead
Don't trip, homie, ya heard what I Said!
Now I Represent Killers on tha Block
Got Bitches on My Cock
And I just might, Smoke you wit’ a Glock
The way I talk will shock
The hot-spots where I’m known to Rock
The ‘Big Ry Dawg’ is bringing ‘Thug Life’ Back
On each and every Track
It’s like a full-on attack
The streets will feel the Ecomaniac!
Lately, I’ve been in love wit’ a Dame
Who goes by the Name of Sweet Mary Jane
When Life was out-of-focus and was out-of-frame
She helped me Reclaim
My rightful Spot in Tha Game
As I’m jottin’ some lame,
Fuckin’ rhymes down to pass the time now
Dawg, ya know that marijuana ain’t no crime now
Got a Million Little Strains
To take away the pain
Pass me, a little bitta that Banana Kush
And let emotions Gush
Just like a Nike Swoosh!
Donald Trump is About Ta Get Thumped
Until My Tracks Get Bumped
And Bitches Move Their Rump
I’m what Tha Rap Game Needs
I’m driven to succeed
And I make haters bleed
Allow me to Proceed
Next Year I’m runnin’ in the Fall Election
Y’all can find me in the Independent Candidate Section
In my Presidential Photo, I have an Erection
For the women who I’m swimmin’ in, I’m Pac’s Resurrection!
Drunk As A Skunk
And Whippin’ Out my Junk
As I’m fighting with a Punk
I’ll throw you in the trunk
I know 10 strippers on a first name basis
I remember their Tits, but forget their faces
I keep a pile of condoms in trophy cases
And the hookers on the corner all know where my place is
Last year, I dated me an ex-prostitute, Who I thought was real cute
‘Til she jacked me for my loot
Now I bang hoes and fuckin’ pay them to leave
And then I quickly retrieve
My nice suit
I got 12 dealers programmed into my phone
So I get crack-on-command, whenever I’m alone
Whoever deliver quickest get the Eco’s money
One ball ain’t enough, playa, betta make it three
Sometimes I might even make my own chop
Get tha money flowin’ ‘til it don’t stop
‘Til the cops drive by and ask me where I’m goin’
‘Cause my pants be sagging and my ass be showin’
I love it when they call me Big Ry-Dawg
I’ll put 3 full clipz through your eye, dog
On tha block that I run
A nigga best have a gun
Because some cats don’t wanna play fair
We like causing a scare
Leave a nigga just gasping for air
Over there
Think I care?
Ya see the Hood Life ain't no joke
Listen folks, if ya don't represent
Then ya gonna get smoked
Doin' tokes
Helps me rhyme and gives me super-powers
So I scour through tha floor
Just lookin' for more
While I'm fuckin' a whore
And then robbing a store
May I say what the latest, drama on the street is?
I'm not allowed to see my nephews and nieces
All because my Sisters say to "lead by example"
But when kids want Crack, I'm handin'em a sample!
Now I don't beat kids, I just show'em street vidz
Then we rob Toys-R-Us and make prostitute bids
They threw me outta school
'Cause I broke a little rule
Says you can't swing from the Monkey Bars,
Dangling your tool
So they threw me inta Juvey
Where I smoked a couple doobies
If ya hear from Britney Spears
Tell that bitch to go "sue me!"
She said to "hit me one more time"
So I smacked that ass and said "Damn, you fine!"
So now I'm doin' time and tryin' to bust rhymes!
Bury me with an AK-47
So I can gun haters down when I go to Heaven
To the Homies passed on
I’ll leave this Gangsta song
And I won’t steer ya wrong
All along
I shed these Ghetto tears
After all of the years
I spent locked in a Cell
My own personal Hell
Just banging brothers out in the yard
As we sit playing cards
I’m from the Projects where
Times be hard
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,012,349
Where's the pic of the guy your thugs supposedly beat up?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,012,364
Why would you ever admit you were a librarian?Ever seeing a librarian as being hard is like watching a movie with Clint Eastwood cast as a tranny..
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,012,374
> Crack LARPing.