I TRIED to Turn My Back On This RAPPING GAME!
But Still It Calls My NAME! All the FUCKIN’ SAME!
I Tried To Put The Mic Away; Just Stuff it In A BOX…
But Then I Couldn’t tell my Haters to Eat a THOUSAND COCKS!
When I Hold A GRUDGE, I Don’t Bend or BUDGE!
I Infect Motherfuckers, Like Toxic SLUDGE!
You Wanna Fuck With ME?! Then Just Wait and SEE!
How The Eco Will BURN YOU! To The TENTH DEGREE!!
5 Cops Appeared In My Rear-View MIRROR!
But the Whip Was Stolen, and I Couldn’t STEER’ER!
Showin’n No FEAR, As I’m In the CLEAR!
One Hand On the Wheel, One Hand On My BEER!
First, I Stole A CAR; No, I Didn’t Go FAR…
Hit the Topless BAR! Where I Became A STAR…
Raped Nearly Every DANCER! Blew up A MITSUBISHI LANCER!
Yeah, I know how to ROMANCE’ER! Smoke Crack ‘Til We Get CANCER!!!
Drunk As a SKUNK! And Whippin’ Out My JUNK!
As I’m Fightin’ Wit’ a PUNK! I’ll Throw You In The TRUNK!
BITCH!
So They Sent the FEDS! But Eco Bust Some HEADS!
12 Cops just Left-For-DEAD! The Side of the Road, Poolin’ RED!
I Screamed “I ain’t Drivin’ DRUNK! I’m Just Drivin’ While I DRINK!
And Gettin’ SHIT-FACED ‘til My Eyes Turn PINK!
What Ya THINK?!
I’ma SMASH yo Face In tha SINK, BITCH!
I’ma SMASH yo Face In that SINK!"