Topic: Why do squirrels fuckin bounce everywhere?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #88,437

Why don't they just walk?

It's so inefficient...

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,011,557

Squirrels are assholes.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,673

@previous (B)
Do they drive you nuts?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,675

@OP

> Why don't they just walk?
>
> It's so inefficient...

Guess you have not viewed Hawks and even Eagles dropping down from sky with a catch and grab move. They not so much so good at quick course corrections necessary to pluck a squirrel.

Never saw a Eagle grab a squirrel but did see one get a Rabbit.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,713

@1,011,673 (C)

Sometimes.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,191

because there fags

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,216

I fuck squirrels. It's legal round my parts.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,013,441

To look cute so you don't suspect them.

Minichan