Topic: I never really understood obituaries

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #88,365

Oh I'll just pay a load of money to a newspaper company so I can publically announce to a bunch of strangers that someone I know is dead.

What a scam man

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,010,777

Useful only if that dead person died with money. Also if they died with jewels then expect grave robbers.
There is a poster here who goes by Necrochick. Obits useful for him to grave rob for well I will leave it up to you to figure what he did with those bodies.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,782

@previous (B)

Necrochick was a tc2.0 shtick and she disappeared years ago

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,785

@previous (A)
Necrochick is alive and well. He has other hobbies like CP and Scat.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,787

@previous (C)

You don't actually have any evidence for this. Please stay on-topic instead of continuing your sad 25-year feud with a fat man from the swamps.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,788

@OP

> Oh I'll just pay a load of money to a newspaper company so I can publically announce to a bunch of strangers that someone I know is dead.
>
> What a scam man

The obituaries are great, let's you start the morning with laughter. And giving thanks to satan.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,796

@1,010,787 (A)

> You don't actually have any evidence for this. Please stay on-topic instead of continuing your sad 25-year feud with a fat man from the swamps.

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,826

@1,010,777 (B)

> Useful only if that dead person died with money. Also if they died with jewels then expect grave robbers.
> There is a poster here who goes by Necrochick. Obits useful for him to grave rob for well I will leave it up to you to figure what he did with those bodies.

@1,010,785 (C)

> Necrochick is alive and well. He has other hobbies like CP and Scat.

SHUT UP ALREADY

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,827

They were useful back when newspapers played an important role in society.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,861

@OP
> What a scam man
So why do it if you think it's a scam (which it is) or there's no point?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,864

They're for when anybody owes you money and is dodging you. When you see the obit you can go bug the family for the money.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,868

@previous (I)
Somehow I doubt that's a motivating factor for the family in question buying an obituary.

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,872

@previous (G)
Dyslexia much?

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,876

@previous (I)
Do you really think that's what they are "for"?

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,877

@previous (G)
I dont know but they'd better be for something cause they charge several dollars per word.

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