Topic: One Hand on the WHEEL, One Hand on the WHISKEY! Pig Police Cop-a-FEEL when they Tryin' to FRISK ME!!
Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #88,298
One Hand on the WHEEL,One Hand on the WHISKEY ?!
The Pig ?POLICE ? Cop a FEEL,
When they tryin' to FRISK ME!
They Shove me in the Car ?
Bang ? my Head against da ROOF!
Then a Fight Ensues...
'Cause I Call them a 'GOOF'!
Then Out Comes the TASER!
Quicker than a LAZER!
Then I reach the HOLDING CELL,
Where I'm a CROWD-AMAZER!
Then they offer me some ? PIZZA!
But I don't EAT MEAT! ?
I start Yelling at the GUARDS,
So, Once Again, I get BEAT!
If I could Bomb tha COP ? SHOP
That Shit would be SWEET!
If you ? Looking 4 a Story,
You in for a TREAT!
One time. I Cut my WRIST,
'Cause I was Feelin' ? PISSED!
Then the Cops ? showed up,
And I Swung and MISSED!
Then they Grabbed Me By The HAIR!
Blood Spurting EVERYWHERE!
Needless to say,
That the Pigs ? Don't Care!
They searched through my Shit!
Yeah, they stripped my Room BARE!
Then they Hand-Cuffed Eco,
While he Shot them a GLARE!....
Then they took me to EMERGE'?
Where I Resisted the URGE...
To Light the Place Up!
Like We in THE PURGE!
I Spat on a NURSE ?⚕️
Then Reached for her ? PURSE!
Then 6 Guards Jumped Me!!!
Nearly put me in a HEARSE!
So I Swore And CURSED!!!
So they Strapped me to a BOARD!
And gave me an INJECTION!
Then the Wrist I had Cut...
Developed an INFECTION ?
/// EcoManiac \\\
Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,010,052
One time they ARRESTED Me, Yeah 5 Cops TESTED MeTried to get the Best of Me...
I Looked at them VEXEDLY..,
Then Ry-Guy put up a FIGHT!
And he Swung with a RIGHT!
Spat on the First PIG in SIGHT
Then Summoned all of his MIGHT!
They screamed STOP RESISTING, and they put me in Cuffs!
then they Beat my Ass Down, Yeah I was feelin' Rough;
Another time they nabbed me for STUNT DRIVING,
After a late-night Session of 'Muff-Diving!
I'm Tired of Being in-Trouble with the LAW,
Still, I'll Cut you with a SAW!
Bitch, I'll leave your Flesh RAW!
PSYCHOPATHY's my Main FLAW ;)
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,054
Time to take your domestos.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,144
> I was molested by the police! And then they beat me several times!
Mad cred, yo.
Mad cred, yo.
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,151
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go wrong did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
It started as a fart in bed
Well it started as a fart but I shit myself instead
And the fuckin' missus going off her fuckin' head
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
And running to the dunny like a bastard
Trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse
Skidding past the kids, those little cunts laughing
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go wrong did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
No hot water so I had to take a cold shower
Scrubbing shit from every orifice which took a fuckin' hour
Then fuck, fuck, fuck, no fuckin' towel
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Pulling on my jeans and tripped
Broke me fuckin' nose and split my fuckin' lip
Got me cock caught in me fuckin' zip
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go wrong did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Then driving myself to the doctor's
Busted and bleeding, cock swollen and fuckin' throbbing
Not a good time to be stopped by the cops
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
The bastards didn't even let me explain
Just cuffed me up and hauled me off to jail
No fuckin' phone call no fuckin' bail
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go wrong did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
So your honour that's how it is
That's exactly how it started and how it ended all up here
And you fuckin' lot laughing ain't making it too easy
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
I'm in too much pain to plead
And I don't give a fuck if you don't believe me
Just take me out the back and fuckin' shoot me please
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go wrong did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Just another one of them
Absolute cunt of a day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao5Kq0hJwzY
Everything that could go wrong did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
It started as a fart in bed
Well it started as a fart but I shit myself instead
And the fuckin' missus going off her fuckin' head
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
And running to the dunny like a bastard
Trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse
Skidding past the kids, those little cunts laughing
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go wrong did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
No hot water so I had to take a cold shower
Scrubbing shit from every orifice which took a fuckin' hour
Then fuck, fuck, fuck, no fuckin' towel
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Pulling on my jeans and tripped
Broke me fuckin' nose and split my fuckin' lip
Got me cock caught in me fuckin' zip
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go wrong did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Then driving myself to the doctor's
Busted and bleeding, cock swollen and fuckin' throbbing
Not a good time to be stopped by the cops
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
The bastards didn't even let me explain
Just cuffed me up and hauled me off to jail
No fuckin' phone call no fuckin' bail
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go wrong did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
So your honour that's how it is
That's exactly how it started and how it ended all up here
And you fuckin' lot laughing ain't making it too easy
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
I'm in too much pain to plead
And I don't give a fuck if you don't believe me
Just take me out the back and fuckin' shoot me please
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Everything that could go wrong did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Just another one of them
Absolute cunt of a day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao5Kq0hJwzY