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Topic: NEW FORUM RULE: Regarding Matt and Syntax

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 6 years ago #88,283

Any time someone accuses someone else of being MAtt and they are wrong, they get banned for an hour.

Any time someone accuses someone else of being MAtt and they are right, MAtt gets banned for a day.

Any time someone says "MAtt", MAtt gets banned for a year.

EDIT: As of 2019-06-27, this rule is now STRICTLY ENFORCED by all mods with the capacity to level bans. Thank you.

(Edited 22 hours later by a moderator.)

Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Agree 15 63%
Disagree 9 38%

dreamworks ltd. joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,009,883

Whœm is MAtt?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,892

@previous (dreamworks ltd.)
Someone that holds the record for the most banned person of https://minichan.org

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,902

Does The Board keep records of bans?

Number and frequency of bans would something fun to add to the statistics page!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,911

@previous (D)
That is a most Excellent Idea
I remember getting a short ban ages ago. I also fully admit to playing release the trigger to get a certain trouble maker banned but it's been over a couple of years since I have done that and why? Because he now does it all on his own without my help.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,927

@OP
You are Matt. You've been Matt all along!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,939

Whenever Syntax uses more than 6 UIDs in a thread he should get a ban. When he refers to himself in the third person he should get a ban. Also every time he talks to himself from his multiple UIDs in the third person he should receive an extra hour ban.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,946

@previous (G)
Who is this “Syntax” person you speak of?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,951

I like the sound of this game

Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 44 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,954

@1,009,939 (G)
Sup matt

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 57 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,966

@previous (Ananthanarayanan M R)
Nope. That's a 1-hour ban.

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,967

Also @OP this rule has my support. Let's enforce it. :^)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,968

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Sounds good Matt!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 20 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,969

@1,009,939 (G)
As long as you also can get banned for posting in the same thread under multiple UIDs pretending to be different people, that sounds like something we might consider.

(Edited 58 seconds later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,970

@1,009,968 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Banned for 1 hour. :)

No, wait, equal enforcement of rules would be antisemitic. Banned for 5 minutes but please think about what you've done.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,971

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Thank you child. I have donated 1 btc to the JIDF in your honor.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,973

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Fuck off. I was drunk and it was $5 or something at the time. :(

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,998

@1,009,883 (dreamworks ltd.)

> Whœm is MAtt?

He is that Psychopathic Pedophile who/whom has a problem with people of the net who/whom assist law enforcement as they hunt and track down his acts of pedophilia.

There is more to this explanation of the who/whom he is and chapter and verse, will have to wait until current Supreme court cases are digested.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,057

@previous (C)
And whom does Matt feud with?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,058

@previous (L)
You're a bit slow.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,089

Despite probably multiple votes from one user with several UIDS it looks like this is gonna pass. Mods will debate amongst themselves and come to a conclusion thanks.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,095

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You should extend the rule to people accusing posters of being “Lynne”.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,099

@1,010,089 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
So you really do want to drive me away? Alright, you win.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,101

@previous (O)

See you in a little while.

Anonymous O replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,110

@previous (P)
Nah. The mods are against me and allow all sorts of abuse against me, so what is the point? This is the final straw. They obviously do not want me here. Goodbye. I am joining Green in another place that I will never dare give to you horrible stalkers here.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,115

@previous (O)
Do wish I had a clue who you are. For sure it cannot be the One and Only One - With new Rule it could be danger~rush to even hint and end up with a ban.
Just who/whom stalked you. Have you committed some horrid crime?

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,118

@1,010,099 (O)
Who the hell are you? You aren’t important.

Anonymous M replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,120

this is the kind of shit that kills a board. well done.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,122

@1,010,099 (O)

> So you really do want to drive me away? Alright, you win.

@1,010,110 (O)

> Nah. The mods are against me and allow all sorts of abuse against me, so what is the point? This is the final straw. They obviously do not want me here. Goodbye. I am joining Green in another place that I will never dare give to you horrible stalkers here.

Who is this hilariously self-important drama queen?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,125

I don't think that people should be banned for petty things ongs

(Edited 6 seconds later.)

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,128

@1,010,122 (Q)
That, indeed, is the question of the century!

Anonymous M replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,135

@1,010,125 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Agreed.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,139

Externally hosted image@1,010,125 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
@previous (M)
Questioning authority. That's a 24hr ban.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,140

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Lick my twat, fuckface!

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,141

Externally hosted image@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
?

dreamworks ltd. replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,150

@1,010,140 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
ongs

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,183

@1,010,125 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I also don't think that, and tteh is too high to implement this with any regularity anyway.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,221

Externally hosted image@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
oi u cheeky bugger

Boris Johnson replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,246

Externally hosted image@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,610

How many bans so far?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,634

@previous (G)
Don't worry your pretty little head about it sweetie.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,637

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The board seems dead

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,641

@previous (G)
It's up to you to keep it alive.

Anonymous P replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,685

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Is this rule also supposed to apply to people accusing users of being Syntax?

Poet replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,010,691

@previous (P)

Questions:

How do I dream?
When all I have is fear
Like water running down the stream,
I am bleeding into tears.

What do I say?
When there is nothing left
My soul has been taken away,
And I can't even apprehend anyone for this theft.

Why should I run?
When there is nowhere left to go
In the beginning, it was just fun,
Now I don't know who is my friend and who is my foe.

Where does it go and where does it end?
If you know then send me an echo, my friend.
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