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Topic: Chances of finding a virgin in Eastern Europe

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #8,824

TL;DR: Planning to fuck sixteen year-old blond chicks during my winter vacation.

Extended version:

OK, according to my calculations, I should have saved close on $200,000 by year's end. While that isn't much by American standards, it's a small fortune in Asia and Eastern Europe. Having two month's vacation coming up in December, I'm planning to take an extended fuckarama in the Ukraine. From what I can gather, the age of consent is 16 out there, so I intend to cuntfuck as many barely legal teens as I can get my hands on.

Only problem is, I don't want to stick it into some poxy streetwalker. I need to find some fresh, clean virgin gash, (partly to avoid STDs, and partly to ensure a nice, tight cunt) preferably from the countryside. Why the countryside? I figure there's more chance they'll be naive and untouched, while their parents will be impoverished enough to let some rich foreigner do what he wants for a reasonable price (they'll also be predisposed to believing any matrimonial bullshit I feed them).

Now you're asking, how will I know she's a virgin? That's easy: I'll insist on examining the merchandise beforehand. Playing doctor shouldn't be too difficult. I'll even rent an examination table for the experience. The girl can strip down to her knickers while I examine her body and fondle her breasts, then lie naked on the table while I check her hymen. If she's still intact, I'll pay the specified amount to the parents and take her on a pre-martital honeymoon. If she isn't, I'll wear a condom, give her the going rate for a common prostitute then kick her back to the curb.

Only obstacle I can see is finding genuine virgins in the present day. I'm hoping that in predominantly rural districts, the girls will be young, innocent and untried, despite their desperate poverty. Probably a long shot, but I'm willing to try. Anyway, even if they don't turn out to be as pure as the riven snow, it'll work out cheaper for me. I'll still have cuntfucked a sixteen year-old girl for the same price as a good bottle of scotch, and as I don't drink, it'll be money well spent.

So, why am I doing this? Well, mostly for pleasure, but also out of a sense of irony. Most of my buddies got married in their mid twenties. Now they're all shackled to fat, ugly slags who can barely be described as human, let alone female. Me, I'm still single, and I can fuck anybody I want. I plan to document the entire trip from start to finish (no, not porn shots, just normal photos), and email the pics to my friends with the words "Eat your hearts out, you fucking luzers!" It'll be fucking awesome - not only will I deepcore some stunning blond gash - I'll score the greatest personal pwnt of all time.

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Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #155,097

> actually wanting a virgin
lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,101

@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
> Will never have sex with anyone, virgin or otherwise lol

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,102

And you want to alienate the few friends you have, why?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,103

ARE YOU THE SHEEP?

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,104

@155,101 (A)
> implying retroactive virginity

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,111

@155,102 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
That's curious. Why do you assume I only have a "few friends", or that pwning them would end their relationships with me?

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,112

It's like you're Jay from the Inbetweeners. Just add something about being "knee deep in clunge" and it will be just like watching an episode!

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,113

@155,104 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
> Implying luzer unable to get laid. U jelly?

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,114

@previous (A)
> having to exploit the impoverished to get laid
You have absolutely no room to criticise.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,117

@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)

> >having to exploit the impoverished to get laid
> You have absolutely no room to criticise.

This. Also your excessive use of 'gash' is creepy

advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,120

@155,114 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
He has a point OP

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,122

@155,114 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
Kind of this.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,191

@155,103 (D)
Lol dude, I'd never pay for sex.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,193

@155,114 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
> having to exploit the impoverished to get laid
> You have absolutely no room to criticise.

Lol I've been married, had plenty of live-in girlfriends and fucked my way all around Asia. Truth be told, I don't give a fuck if I'm "exploiting the impoverished" and neither would any of you. Why the fuck should I settle for a cheeze sandwich when I can order the whole fucking banquet?

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,196

@155,191 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
Lol dude, you don't have any choice in the matter.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,197

@OP
how long did it take you to save the 200k and did you save it for the sole purpose of fucking eastern European virgins?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,207

@155,117 (G)
> Also your excessive use of 'gash' is creepy

Yeah right - I've read threads here by assholes who want to fuck twelve year olds and you think the word "gash" is creepy.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,208

@previous (A)
I thought your choice of the word "gash" was rather refreshing. It is a very under utilized word when referring to a woman's box.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,209

@155,197 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

About six years. Would've been more if my cunt of an ex hadn't screwed me for half of everything when we divorced. Well, no matter, she's living in a fucking trailer park now.

However, to answer your question, I was saving it up for my eventual retirement, but lately I've been thinking what the fuck, I'm not ready for Florida yet.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,210

inb4 200 replies

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,212

@155,209 (A)
I like you. You have a plan and seem to be intent on carrying it out. Also your ex wife now lives in a trailer. Good stuff. Keep living life the way it should be lived.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,213

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Livin' the American Dream, Leo.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,215

@previous (A)
Fuck yeah. Keep an eye out for #1 and fuck all who have a problem with that. Live that fucking dream until it kills you because waking up fucking sucks.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,216

Image went missing@155,103 (D)

> ARE YOU THE SHEEP?

Most displaced question I've read all week. :')

Nega !34Kas0OdzM double-posted this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,217

> 2011
> paying for sex
I hope none of you guys actually do this
Also
> I plan to document the entire trip from start to finish (no, not porn shots, just normal photos), and email the pics to my friends with the words "Eat your hearts out, you fucking luzers!" It'll be fucking awesome - not only will I deepcore some stunning blond gash - I'll score the greatest personal pwnt of all time.
Stop being such an abrasive twat all the time OP, it doesn't suit you.

PS: You don't appear like someone who has the discretion and street smarts necessary to a avoid getting the fear of the Light beaten into you by the locals.

I know a fair share of eastern Europeans, and you seem to be headed head-first into a briar.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,218

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
> trolled by copypasta
...

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,221

Image went missing@previous (M)
I'm not even mad. :3

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,223

@155,217 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
> Nega !34Kas0OdzM,
> Stop being such an abrasive twat all the time
...

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,227

Image went missing@previous (N)
I do call people out on their behavior at times, just not often.

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,230

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
:-J

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,231

Image went missing@previous (dreamworks)
;-j

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dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,234

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
|-J

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,236

Image went missing@previous (dreamworks)

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,338

@155,193 (A)
Cool story, bro.

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,574

@155,236 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
why would she eat it

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,575

@previous (dreamworks)
To survive you troll.

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,581

@previous (O)
> koi

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,596

@155,217 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
> PS: You don't appear like someone who has the discretion and street smarts necessary to a avoid getting the fear of the Light beaten into you by the locals.

Nega, please. I've fucked my way around Southeast Asia and the gun-toting fleshpots of the Philippines. I know how to score high-grade gash and get out out unscathed.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,598

@155,338 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
Yeah. The truth is always cool.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,599

Image went missing@155,596 (A)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,600

@previous (O)
My point exactly.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,613

You do know that a lot of women lose their hymen from physical activity as a child right? Anyway,it wouldn't be fair to give your sexual diseases to an innocent virgin flower.

Sup Toaster? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,623

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> You do know that a lot of women lose their hymen from physical activity as a child right?
You must've missed the part where I said I'd fuckem anyway, just with a condom.

> It wouldn't be fair to give your sexual diseases to an innocent virgin flower.
Lolno never had an STD so thanks for the go ahead.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,627

@previous (Sup Toaster?)
My point is that you can never tell. Why are you so sure that you are clean? You fuck like a dog in heat.

Sup Toaster? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,644

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
never heard of regular check ups?

> You fuck like a dog in heat.
I'll take that as a compliment.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,652

> blowing $200,000 on fucking sexually inexperienced girls
Enjoy $200,000 worth of the worst sex you've ever had.

Sup Toaster? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,661

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Lolno you need to get out of your fucking basement more often, boy.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,664

@155,644 (Sup Toaster?)
Disease tests do not catch them at the beginning. You could be infecting many people without knowing it.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,665

@155,652 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I agree. What's so great about women who haven't gotten any practice?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,670

this thread sucks

Sup Toaster? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,673

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
So do u, falco.

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Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,674

Image went missing@previous (Sup Toaster?)
> you u

also kill yourself

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,676

@OP
You are a bad man.

Sup Toaster? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,682

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Why's that? Because I don't settle for a ham sandwich when I can order the whole fucking banquet?

Sup Toaster? (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,684

@155,665 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Having fucked countless Asian whores and virgins, I know from personal experience which way to choose. My cunt of an ex was one of the hottest little numbers in existence, and she was still intact when I cored her gash.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,823

@previous (Sup Toaster?)
Hahaha you are either a really good troll or just a disgusting human being. I'm betting on the former.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,826

@previous (S)
This man is a real hero.

Sup Toaster? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,827

@155,823 (S)
Nah, disgusting would involve fucking the kind of fat, bloated skanks my buds are married to. I only ever treat myself to the finest gash available :);)

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Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,832

@previous (Sup Toaster?)
You should go by The Gashman. Love you Gashman.

Edit: or you could be Johnny Gash

(Edited 31 seconds later.)

Sup Toaster? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,836

@155,826 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
No different to any other guy on this board. Just honest about what I want.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,837

@previous (Sup Toaster?)
True. So true.

Johnny Gash (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,838

@155,832 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
"Johnny Gash". Yeah, I like it, Leo. Thanks bud.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,841

@previous (Johnny Gash)
Any time JG.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,894

@155,838 (Johnny Gash)
Will that be your porn name?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,895

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Yeah, I'm guessing he'll go with "Johnny Gash."

I still can't decide between "Daniel Phoenix" or "Broseph McLoads."

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swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,903

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I think it will depend on what type of porn you perform in.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,905

@155,895 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Johnny Cockring is the best porn name.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,912

@155,903 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I think for the creampie, moneyshot, and other hardcore stuff I'll stick with Broseph McLoads, and then for the classier stuff I like Daniel Phoenix.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,915

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
By classier, do you mean softcore porn?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,917

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I said classier, not really classy, but I wouldn't rule that out.

Speaking of classy, my date gave me a new nickname tonight: Sinatra.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,932

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Really? How did you earn that nickname? Also, do you think there could ever be a classy bukakee porn?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,934

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
There was karaoke and I sang some Sinatra to my date. She loved it.

Classy bukakee? I dunno. I doubt it.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,936

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
That's great! Did she sing as well?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,937

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
She sang "Can't Get You Outta My Head" by Kylie Minogue.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,938

@155,934 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
What if the Asian girl who's drowning in semen is laying on a bear skin rug?

swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,939

@155,937 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
How was she?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,940

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
She did OK. She insisted that I come up and sing it with her.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,941

Image went missing@155,939 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Pic related

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,944

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
She's cute. Do you think that you'll be seeing her again?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,946

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I hope so, but we're both seeing a few people. Nothing exclusive.
That pic doesn't do her justice.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Johnny Gash (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #156,038

Image went missing@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
> That pic doesn't do her justice.

Buy a decent camera.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #156,052

@previous (Johnny Gash)
I have one but didn't bring it. Took and posted that one with my phone. Thanks for fixing it up.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #156,071

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Hope you let her know you were posting it online, especially considering the amount of shooping that goes on here. In my experience, girls get a little sensitive about that kind of thing.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #156,080

@previous (A)
lol my friends dont give a shit and they're mostly girls anyway

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #156,093

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
We ain't talking about your date, are we?
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