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Topic: My cousin always texts me when he’s drunk for a fuck what do i do!

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #88,193

My cousin and i don’t really have any kind of relationship we usually just talk via messages sometimes go months without any conversation then all of a sudden he pops up saying hey asks how i am then eventually comes to the wanna hang out? Can i cum on your chest, even sends me nude pics of himself and asks if i Wanna drunkenly have sex once to see what it feels like...erm NO but he says continues to say no one will find out it’s our dirty secret we’ve both got partners what the hell is he thinking I’m 29F he’s 26M i haven’t said this to anyone before it feels so weird i love him of course he’s blood and don’t want to tell other family members incase they go off on him as i don’t think it’s his fault or that he can’t help it when he’s drunk i do ignore him for awhile hoping he will get the hint but seems he can’t stop messaging me for sexual favours what can i do to make him stop?
Thanks for reading

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,008,854

Tell him yes, but on the condition that he allows you to take a dump on his chest (in exchange for him cumming on yours).

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,860

Solution: Donate your phone to one of the poor, lonely souls here on Minichan who would love for someone to hit them up for a booty call.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,861

Syntax?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 21 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,862

@1,008,854 (B)
Matt knock that shit off.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,899

@OP

> My cousin and i don’t really have any kind of relationship we usually just talk via messages sometimes go months without any conversation then all of a sudden he pops up saying hey asks how i am then eventually comes to the wanna hang out? Can i cum on your chest, even sends me nude pics of himself and asks if i Wanna drunkenly have sex once to see what it feels like...erm NO but he says continues to say no one will find out it’s our dirty secret we’ve both got partners what the hell is he thinking I’m 29F he’s 26M i haven’t said this to anyone before it feels so weird i love him of course he’s blood and don’t want to tell other family members incase they go off on him as i don’t think it’s his fault or that he can’t help it when he’s drunk i do ignore him for awhile hoping he will get the hint but seems he can’t stop messaging me for sexual favours what can i do to make him stop?
> Thanks for reading

you know you want to do it

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,939

Unwanted sexual advances are disrespectful and wrong. The added dimension of your family can surely only be making this topic even more distressing for you, as loyalty to your family clashes with your well-being.

If you have not already done so, you should phone (NOT text) him when he is sober and tell him in no uncertain terms exactly what you think of his pesky antics. Then make him promise to never do it again, or else you'll tell both your partners, and that it's his choice to make.

Make sure you carry the threat out if he doesn't get the message after that.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,944

Yolo

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,958

Externally hosted imageYou only live once..

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,038

you only get cock jerms from your cousin once unless

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,116

Externally hosted imageDon't knock it if you ain't tried it.

My sister and I have sex twice a week. Damn my sister can fuck better than my girlfriend.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,119

Fuck trying to have an actual discussion. This place is like an amusement park for autistic children ?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,121

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
*drools gormlessly*
Doyyy!

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,123

@1,009,119 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
yourmom! LOL!

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,160

@1,009,119 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Fag
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