Topic: Ask a guy who plays the role of "stud" in two open relationships anything.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #8,819
Go.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #155,016
here we go
Green !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #155,017
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,019
why?
hamfist !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,021
Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the fucking skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "fucking every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life. You may scoff at this, call us stupid nerds for not getting the pussy while it's hot, but guess what? We're going to get it eventually. You said so yourself, women love power. So, eventually, you're going to find a women you love as much as she primally needs you. You're going to get married, maybe settle down a bit. Wild sex for the first two years, but after a while, she'll get ansy. She'll grow tired of the novelty of the Alpha Male. Your relationship will become the dull forced marriage that is seen constantly in America. You'll likely divorce her and move on, getting a younger wife that'll need you as much as your old wife did when you first married. Seems swell, doesn't it? I can assure you, it isn't. By now, we have risen to power. While you live the life of the swingers, we are the Senators, the Chairmen, we are the rulers of life as you know it. We have transcended your pitiful existence, and control every aspect of your very fate, without you even so much as noticing. By now, we have the money and the power, and as Scarface once said (We know you love him, and have his poster on your bedroom wall,'cause you're cool like that) next we get the women. And guess who it is that loves power, as you said women do? That's right, it's your little skank of a wife! Now, most of us will likely have settled down with a wife, but I'm sure there are plenty that would be glad to take your wife when she dumps your sorry ass to go to the people she knows have the real power. And, as we get older, our fortunes and power will grow. We'll eventually get a few trophy wives, settle down a bit, and live in the lap of luxury. Meanwhile, you, the "Alpha Male" will be left alone. By the time you hit thirty, your primal attraction, your ONLY asset, will begin to fade. Your third wife in ten years will grow tired of your old, pitiful body, and will leave you. Stuck in a dead-end job as one of our pawns, you will grow old and even less appealing. Eventually you will die an old and unloved man, either by taking your own life, drowning yourself in booze, or perhaps merely out of your own misery. So go ahead. Brag about how many women you are fucking. Call us losers. We may seem to be upset, and you may mock our pain, but I assure you, we know your fate. And we are smiling inside.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,022
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,025
Do you ever wonder what sex with a human female is like?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,026
@OP
don't you just want to tell them to fuck off? I mean do you have to deal with their emotional shit? Sometimes i would rather just spank it than deal with having to interact.
don't you just want to tell them to fuck off? I mean do you have to deal with their emotional shit? Sometimes i would rather just spank it than deal with having to interact.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,027
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Why do you have to bring your angry jew approach to dating in every relationship thread?
Why do you have to bring your angry jew approach to dating in every relationship thread?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,028
@155,021 (hamfist !!mtq555+/1)
Except I never really claimed to be alpha now did I? This is why I specifically said that I "played the role of a stud" rather than say that I'm the stud of the relationship, because that would sort of imply that the wives are really cheating when this is more of a role-playing thing. I think the terms "alpha" and "beta" are antiquated. I was the pasty nerd who couldn't get laid in high school, but I built myself up to the "stud" I am today, and I have a college education. You make the assumption that just because I'm involved in open relationships where I play a somewhat dominant role that I'm the retarded football player who beat you up in high school and now you're taking your misguided anger out on me because you can't get laid.
I hope that clears some things up.
Except I never really claimed to be alpha now did I? This is why I specifically said that I "played the role of a stud" rather than say that I'm the stud of the relationship, because that would sort of imply that the wives are really cheating when this is more of a role-playing thing. I think the terms "alpha" and "beta" are antiquated. I was the pasty nerd who couldn't get laid in high school, but I built myself up to the "stud" I am today, and I have a college education. You make the assumption that just because I'm involved in open relationships where I play a somewhat dominant role that I'm the retarded football player who beat you up in high school and now you're taking your misguided anger out on me because you can't get laid.
I hope that clears some things up.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,034
@155,026 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I'm not really emotionally involved with them on that level. I mean, I've been friends with both women for a very long time, and that's why they trust me enough to let me into their bedroom like this, so I guess there's an emotional connection in that sense, but on the deeper level they really do love their husbands (I hope) and they're using me as a sex toy. I'm cool with that because it's fun. Their husbands will usually just watch and play the role of "cuck", but sometimes I'll watch while they do it. I actually introduced these two couples and now they do some stuff together too, and we're discussing arranging a threesome. They just want to make sure that their husbands are comfortable with that.
I'm not really emotionally involved with them on that level. I mean, I've been friends with both women for a very long time, and that's why they trust me enough to let me into their bedroom like this, so I guess there's an emotional connection in that sense, but on the deeper level they really do love their husbands (I hope) and they're using me as a sex toy. I'm cool with that because it's fun. Their husbands will usually just watch and play the role of "cuck", but sometimes I'll watch while they do it. I actually introduced these two couples and now they do some stuff together too, and we're discussing arranging a threesome. They just want to make sure that their husbands are comfortable with that.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,036
@155,027 (H)
> Why do you have to bring your angry jew approach to dating in every relationship thread?
Because people are shit. We go through these stupid rituals when all we really want is to have some warm wet opening wrapped around a hard pole. That's all. These emotions that come with it are not fucking human. Ohhh love kiss kiss. Fuck that. I always just fake it until I feel like I'm going to puke. Then I puke and drink to feel normal. Because we are all fake. It is just a matter of realizing it. Also I'm not Jewish.
> Why do you have to bring your angry jew approach to dating in every relationship thread?
Because people are shit. We go through these stupid rituals when all we really want is to have some warm wet opening wrapped around a hard pole. That's all. These emotions that come with it are not fucking human. Ohhh love kiss kiss. Fuck that. I always just fake it until I feel like I'm going to puke. Then I puke and drink to feel normal. Because we are all fake. It is just a matter of realizing it. Also I'm not Jewish.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #155,038
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,177
You guys talk so much shit.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,222
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Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,242
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,267
tek joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,271
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
We all know you're a fat basement dwelling slob. Are you turning into DM pt2?
We all know you're a fat basement dwelling slob. Are you turning into DM pt2?
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Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,274
@previous (tek)
I've posted pics before, and I'm not fat. And I go to bars and clubs all the time. I'm anything but a basement dweller. I even have a date tonight, and another one next Wednesday.
Now do you have any questions or are you just going to attempt to talk shit?
I've posted pics before, and I'm not fat. And I go to bars and clubs all the time. I'm anything but a basement dweller. I even have a date tonight, and another one next Wednesday.
Now do you have any questions or are you just going to attempt to talk shit?
tek replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,276
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Anyone can lie online you know. And I think I'm with majority when I say that I couldn't give a fuck about your matt milleresq schtick you have propagated for yourself. know.
Anyone can lie online you know. And I think I'm with majority when I say that I couldn't give a fuck about your matt milleresq schtick you have propagated for yourself. know.
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Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,277
@previous (tek)
Anyone can lie online, but I'm not. This isn't schtick. If you don't believe me or don't give a fuck either way, then get the fuck out of my thread.
Anyone can lie online, but I'm not. This isn't schtick. If you don't believe me or don't give a fuck either way, then get the fuck out of my thread.
tek replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,278
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
You can lie to us, just don't lie to yourself. It's a slippery slope from there. Perhaps we can all pool our moneies and get you a hooker, you're clearly dying to lose your virginity.
You can lie to us, just don't lie to yourself. It's a slippery slope from there. Perhaps we can all pool our moneies and get you a hooker, you're clearly dying to lose your virginity.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,293
@previous (tek)
Cool story, bro. Try not to let the jealousy tear you apart. I'll try and post some pics later. I've never lied on here. I have no reason to.
Cool story, bro. Try not to let the jealousy tear you apart. I'll try and post some pics later. I've never lied on here. I have no reason to.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,297
Great thread.
cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,299
@155,028 (A)
> I was the pasty nerd who couldn't get laid in high school, but I built myself up to the "stud" I am today, and I have a college education.
Added to the Broseph quote rotation.
> I was the pasty nerd who couldn't get laid in high school, but I built myself up to the "stud" I am today, and I have a college education.
Added to the Broseph quote rotation.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,300
tek replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,301
@155,293 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Jealous lol. You have ever reason to lie when you think people are impressed (protip: they're not). And fyi, I actually do pretty well with the female of the species but do not need to tell all and sundry to make my life seem that pathetic.
Jealous lol. You have ever reason to lie when you think people are impressed (protip: they're not). And fyi, I actually do pretty well with the female of the species but do not need to tell all and sundry to make my life seem that pathetic.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,302
@previous (tek)
Wasn't even trying to impress anyone. That's why I started out as anon, but goofed and forgot to remove my name, so now I'm rolling with it. Everything in this thread is the truth. I don't give a shit if you believe me or not.
Wasn't even trying to impress anyone. That's why I started out as anon, but goofed and forgot to remove my name, so now I'm rolling with it. Everything in this thread is the truth. I don't give a shit if you believe me or not.
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tek replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,303
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Lol as if. You are so fucking transparent, it's unreal. You're clearly trying to exhaserbate, it's unreal. You're clearly trying to exacerbate some kind of lathario persona to make up for the apparent ridicule you get. Was daddy abusive and put you down a lot?
Lol as if. You are so fucking transparent, it's unreal. You're clearly trying to exhaserbate, it's unreal. You're clearly trying to exacerbate some kind of lathario persona to make up for the apparent ridicule you get. Was daddy abusive and put you down a lot?
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #155,308
@previous (tek)
No, I've just been getting involved in this alternative lifestyle and wanted to share thoughts and answer questions. I really don't give a shit that you don't believe me, it's the truth. Their names are Jessica and Brittany, and I've known them both for about 10 years which is why they trust me enough to let me into their bedroom like this. Their husbands names are Ken and Scott.
I hooked up with Brittany first. I sort of knew they were swingers, and Brittany told me that Scott liked to watch her get fucked. The three of us were hanging out at a karaoke bar, when Scott complained that he was tired and wanted to go home. Brittany said she'd rather stay, and they agreed that it would be OK if he went home and I just brought her home later. That was how they propositioned me. He just left me there with his wife. Then she started coming onto me, and when I took her home she insisted I come inside and spend the night. He was already awake waiting for it to go down, and that's how it happened that night.
I knew Jessica was a swinger too, but her husband is way more shy about things, and they're not sure if they even want to do it anymore, but I made some suggestions and made it happen, so now I'm involved with both couples. I also introduced the two couples, as I mentioned earlier, and they mess around too. I started this thread to have a discussion about the swinger lifestyle. If you don't like it or don't believe me, I don't care, fuck off.
No, I've just been getting involved in this alternative lifestyle and wanted to share thoughts and answer questions. I really don't give a shit that you don't believe me, it's the truth. Their names are Jessica and Brittany, and I've known them both for about 10 years which is why they trust me enough to let me into their bedroom like this. Their husbands names are Ken and Scott.
I hooked up with Brittany first. I sort of knew they were swingers, and Brittany told me that Scott liked to watch her get fucked. The three of us were hanging out at a karaoke bar, when Scott complained that he was tired and wanted to go home. Brittany said she'd rather stay, and they agreed that it would be OK if he went home and I just brought her home later. That was how they propositioned me. He just left me there with his wife. Then she started coming onto me, and when I took her home she insisted I come inside and spend the night. He was already awake waiting for it to go down, and that's how it happened that night.
I knew Jessica was a swinger too, but her husband is way more shy about things, and they're not sure if they even want to do it anymore, but I made some suggestions and made it happen, so now I'm involved with both couples. I also introduced the two couples, as I mentioned earlier, and they mess around too. I started this thread to have a discussion about the swinger lifestyle. If you don't like it or don't believe me, I don't care, fuck off.