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Topic: The remake of The Wicker Man is awful

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #88,189

Nic Cage is a TERRIBLE actor.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,008,818

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,821

@previous (B)
lol

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,822

Agreed..
The original was a pretty cool movie...there had to be at least twenty better choices than Cage in the remake..

Even tard like Keanu Reeves would have been a better pick..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,823

@previous (C)
Hell, Woody Allen would have been better.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,825

@previous (A)
Do you think casting Christopher Walken would have made it better or worse?

q. joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,830

it was an interesting premise.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,837

@1,008,825 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Either way, it sounds awesome. I want that to happen now.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,838

@1,008,825 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
better

Anonymous G double-posted this 6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,840

@1,008,830 (q.)
Have you seen the original movie? It is really good.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,900

has anyone ever intercut the bee scene with the dancing bee girl from the Blind Lemon video?

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 44 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,905

fuck you guys nic cage has his own brand of acting that Nobody else in hollywood can even come close to matching
he is on another level and you guys just CANT APPRECIATE A STYLIZED PERFORMANCE fuckin go suck Ryan gosling's Dick you hacks

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,912

I just cant see him being tough like he portrays in a few roles..

I bet one good slap across the yap and hes crying..

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,913

@previous (C)
wow have you seen wild at heart????

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,914

@1,008,912 (C)
Why do you chicken out of every fight that you agree to show up to?

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 29 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,915

@1,008,912 (C)
https://youtu.be/0dSswe5IWzQ
seriously bert

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,918

Warm apple night
Warm apple night
It's a warm apple night
Warm apple night
https://soundcloud.com/user-794865054/warm-apple-night-by-joe-pera

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 51 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,929

I liked him in Leaving Las Vegas

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,938

@1,008,900 (Sheila LaBoof)

Also we should splice in scenes from the lemon theif porn

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,945

@1,008,825 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Choosing a better director would have made it a better movie.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,953

@1,008,915 (J)
How embarrassing to be called a thief..

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/nicolas-cage-to-return-stolen-dinosaur-skull-to-the-mongolian-government-a6784081.html

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,961

@previous (C)

Nice old as fuck post. Cage didn't steal the skull, he bought it at an auction, then returned it after he learned it was stolen. Thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,974

@previous (B)
He returned it when he was exposed by the Authorities. ..thanks..

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,980

@previous (C)

You're an idiot.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,987

@previous (B)
'Nick Cage fan'- "He a good boy, he din du nuffin"

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,988

@previous (C)

"Bert"-"Come here, and let me suck the semen out of your nutsack"

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,044

@1,008,987 (C)
dude dude dude there are slander risks here
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