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Topic: Nicholas Cage is a terrible actor

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #88,161

Discuss.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,008,517

yeah well he's a terrible actor all the way to the bank

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,528

and he can get his dick sucked by many young women when ever he chooses

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,531

Once he spousal abused his Asian wife/girlfriend because he was drunk and kept attempting to enter mistakenly enter someone else's apartment, and she tried to stop him

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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,534

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Really?? What a prick!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,544

@previous (E)
I know. And he also named his kids some retarded klingon names or something. What an asshole

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,546

@1,008,531 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Was she a jungle Asian?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,547

@1,008,544 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Weston isn't a Klingon name. Kal-El is weird, but also not Klingon. I'm sure growing up being called 'Kal' won't screw him up though.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,548

@1,008,546 (F)
Actually I think she was

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,549

@1,008,547 (G)
I knew it was a Star Wars name. I was just joking

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,550

@1,008,548 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Call your mother.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,551

@previous (F)
Maybe you should call me instead. I'm pretty sure that you have my number

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,552

Externally hosted image@1,008,549 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Weston is in a black metal band.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,555

@previous (G)
Huh. His eyes look strange to me

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,558

@1,008,549 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Kal-El is Superman's name...

Call your mother.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,559

Externally hosted image@1,008,555 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I thought maybe they were contacts, but his eyes are pretty light in all the pictures I found. Apparently DUIs and strings of unsuccessful marriages run in the family.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,560

Oh also Nicholas Cage is a talentless hack who is only in movies because he's Francis Ford Coppola's nephew.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,561

@1,008,558 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
... Dumbass

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,562

@1,008,559 (G)
He has corpse eyes, so fuck him

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,563

@1,008,544 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Matthew McConaughey's brother, named his kids Miller and Lite.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,565

@previous (I)
No he did not!

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,567

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

He totally did. I know, because I live in the same town as him.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,615

@previous (I)
I've heard that his dad died during sex with his mother and that when the body was being removed, she uncovered his penis so that it could be admired for everyone one last time

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,689

already there are legends to his grandeur

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,690

@1,008,615 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Gross.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,691

@previous (I)
When I die I want someone to admire my penis one last time. It seems nice.

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,692

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I bet Bert would be willing. Unfortunately, he will probably die before you do.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,701

@previous (I)
I think I could live a long and very fulfilling life without ever being around bert irl.

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,704

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Sounds accurate.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 49 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,711

Externally hosted image@1,008,701 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I hope you stay far away..


Jews like to turn people into to the government..

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,712

@1,008,704 (I)
Thanks
@previous (J)
If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear. Thanks.

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,716

@1,008,711 (J)

You must really be hurt by the fact he doesn't want you to admire his penis.

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,717

@previous (I)
The Jews killed Jesus..

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,719

@previous (J)

What does that have to do with anything?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,721

@1,008,717 (J)
Some Jews 2000 years ago got Romans to crucify Jesus. There is no transcendental blame placed onto all Jews forever.

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,749

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Some say the holocaust is the Jews karma for the crucifixtion.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,752

@previous (J)
God sure took his sweet time with that one!

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,775

Externally hosted image@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It sure left a fucking mark tho...didnt it..

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,777

@previous (J)
Considering we're still around and doing alright, I'd say it could've been worse!

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,780

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
He is stern...but fair..

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,906

you guys don't know shit about acting
nic cage is a savior of Film

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,973

@1,008,701 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> I think I could live a long and very fulfilling life without ever being around bert irl.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,187

I haven't actually watched too many films with him in tbh.
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