Topic: I cannot help it. I keep farting in my office.

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #88,101

I ate probably 50 cloves of garlic last night in a dish. Today, I keep farting out giant garlicfarts every two minutes. My office smells like a giant fart. I am terrified that someone will pop in for some reason and smell it! What can I do???

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,007,796

Wait until they come in, then rip the farts while they are in your office.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,797

becky?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,798

@1,007,796 (B)
lol too embarrassing!

@previous (C)
lol no

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,799

Tell them that if they promise not to tell, you will orally pleasure them.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,800

@OP
Praytell, how does one pronounce "garlicfarts"?

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,802

Take an enormous shit on your desk, to assert your dominance.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,803

@1,007,800 (D)
I believe that it is pronounced as one word. Why?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,804

@1,007,802 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I tried that last week and almost got fired. Luckily, my manager is into scat, so I survived.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,806

@1,007,802 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

Shouldn't OP shit on other people's desks to assert dominance?

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,807

@1,007,803 (A)
I thought as much but did not want to make any assumptions. Try taking activated charcoal to help with your garlicfartsproblemissue (pronounced as one word).

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,808

@previous (D)
That is, in fact, a good Idea-Thought™ (pronounced as one word).

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