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Topic: FAO: Father Merrin

The Inquisitor started this discussion 6 years ago #88,097

If you are truly a Catholic priest, then you would have learned Hebrew, Greek, Aramaic, and Latin in seminary. Would you mind if I tested you in those languages, to see if you are a real priest? As an educated scholar, I am fluent in those. I would like to ask you some questions. If you really are a priest, then you should have no problem answering them.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 53 minutes later[^] [v] #1,007,758

Et tu?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,767

@OP
He wouldn't necessarily know Hebrew & Aramaic (filthy peasant languages) but most certainly Latin and Greek.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,771

@previous (C)
A Catholic seminary educated priest would know all of the languages I mentioned. Funny how he is not replying to this thread.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,775

@previous (A)
A Catholic priest would necessarily be fluent in Aramaic, Hebrew, Greek and Latin (ignoring the fact "Latin" takes many forms)? Do you really believe this?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,784

@previous (D)
I know for a fact that he would, just as I know that you are Joshy, and you are trying to get yourself out of having to do my challenge because you are not a real priest.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,785

@1,007,771 (A)
He didn't reply to the even more basic question of which holy order, if any, he belongs to. He didn't seem to understand the question, or indeed know that Catholic priests can either be secular or religious. If he's secular/diocesan he won't have had the same level of training as you get in a seminary run by a religious order (and therefore wouldn't necessarily know all those languages). He also would not have had to take a vow of poverty.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Pastor Dave !AJHDwJ64aU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,792

@1,007,775 (D)
As a Catholic Pastor, I can confirm what OP is saying. We have to study all of those languages. However, I am not the one being tested here, so I must abstain.

From reading his posts, I have some reason to doubt the so-called Father Merrin, especially because of a recent thread where his mind immediately went to perverted thoughts.

I hope that he can regain some credibility by answering OPs queries.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,795

@previous (Pastor Dave !AJHDwJ64aU)
Are you secular or do you belong to a religious order?

Pastor Dave !AJHDwJ64aU replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,812

@previous (C)
I am a Jesuit. Though I must confess that I went through a Theatine phase as a boy! I suppose we all have our youthful rebellions.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,819

@previous (Pastor Dave !AJHDwJ64aU)
That is arguably the most difficult order to become a member of - something like 14 years of intense study? I salute you. Jesuits were just as anti-Luther as Theatines but more hip, as I understand.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,831

@OP

> If you are truly a Catholic priest, then you would have learned Hebrew, Greek, Aramaic, and Latin in seminary.

Do you seriously believe this? The Pope himself doesn't know Aramaic and it's very unlikely he knows much Hebrew either.

Chilidog (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,832

@previous (F)
To the contrary, all seminarians must learn it. Funny how Merrin has not replied.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,834

@previous (Chilidog)

> To the contrary, all seminarians must learn it.

Post one single source to back up this ridiculous statement.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,835

Externally hosted image@1,007,832 (Chilidog)
Very odd ID change you have there - Anyway Syntax wood point out that those languages are simple for this device
This is bottom of the barrel price wise but does all the languages listed and 40 More. I doubt OP has learned a fraction of the 40 but hey once upon a tyme people made and bought buggy whips before the horseless carriage was invented.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,836

@1,007,834 (F)
I went to seminary. There.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,837

@1,007,835 (G)
Those devices are not accurate at all for anything beyond single words, or very basic speech.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,845

@1,007,836 (A)

> I went to seminary. There.

All those ancient languages you claim to know yet you don't know what "post a source" means. You've been caught in a lie. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,847

@previous (F)
My source is my own training. I went to seminary, and learned those languages. Still, I find it telling that the Merrin persona has not replied yet.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,849

@1,007,837 (A)
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Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,852

@1,007,847 (A)
> My source is my own training.

Lol, moron.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,932

@previous (F)
Why Anon TG?

Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,986

@1,007,835 (G)
name change not id change
you should know the difference

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,009

@previous (Ananthanarayanan M R)

UID
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UID

Unique. Maybe IP change or the same IP with multiple monikers.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,184

@OP

> If you are truly a Catholic priest, then you would have learned Hebrew, Greek, Aramaic, and Latin in seminary.

Behold an object lesson in 'false premise'.

> Would you mind if I tested you in those languages, to see if you are a real priest?

Firstly, go test the Pope on his "fluent Biblical Aramaic" (which you claim to have, despite the awkward fact of nobody in the world being "fluent" in such a language because it is literally impossible). Then when he fails your test, let me know if you've proved he's not the real Pope.

> As an educated scholar, I am fluent in those.

If you only knew how nonsensical "I am fluent in Biblical Aramaic" is you wouldn't have napalmed your own shtick with it. As it is, congratulations, it's quite an achievement to expose your own ignorance while offering to challenge someone's knowledge.

> I would like to ask you some questions.

If your questions are about Latin, go right ahead. A word of advice before you start Googling "Difficult questions about Latin grammar" though - start by familiarizing yourself with which form of Latin you're going to pretend to know.

> If you really are a priest, then you should have no problem answering them.

And we'll end where we began: with that object lesson again.

You have yourself a blessed day my child.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,200

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
What is that golden stain on your cassock, father? Could it be a little splash of wee?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,202

@previous (K)
ribbons and ribbons

Anonymous L double-posted this 6 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,203

@1,008,184 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Nice avoidance.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,208

@previous (L)
I told you to "Go right ahead". I'm still waiting. What happened, did you lose your nerve when I informed you that testing someone's "fluency" in Biblical Aramaic is literally impossible?

Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,209

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I am fluent in Aramaic. I can read it and speak it. Now, I posted my challenge in another thread.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,215

@previous (L)

> I am fluent in Aramaic. I can read it and speak it.

If you are talking about the Aramaic of Jesus, then no you can't, because it is literally impossible. And if you are talking about the Aramaic of modern Assyrian tribes of Iraq then we come back to your nonsensical claim that every Catholic priest is necessarily fluent in it (you might as well claim that seminaries teach Swahili for all the relevance it has to the Bible). So which is it? Are you lying about the first claim or the 2nd one?

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,216

@1,008,202 (L)
Joshymerrincomix ate my peepee!

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,217

@1,008,215 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
He’s a chronic liar with the educational equivalent of used toilet paper.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,222

@1,008,202 (L)
ρυάκια καί ρυάκια

Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,329

@previous (C)
lol

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,493

@previous (L)
So I guess you abandoned this 'challenge' you were going to offer me after I'd exposed your ignorance of what Biblical Aramaic is and why it is literally impossible to be "fluent" in it? Very well, and thanks, that'll be all.

Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,505

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Still waiting, Father. Post the Latin.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,506

@previous (L)

> Still waiting, Father. Post the Latin.

?? What are you talking about, what Latin? And will you finally answer the question in this post please:

@1,008,215 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,508

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I asked you to compose a few paragraphs in Ecclesiastical Latin describing your experience here at Minichan.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,512

inb4 he uses an online translator again

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,513

@1,008,508 (L)

> I asked you to compose a few paragraphs in Ecclesiastical Latin describing your experience here at Minichan.

Where? And I'll ask you again, will you please answer the question in this post:

@1,008,215 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,514

@1,008,512 (C)

> inb4 he uses an online translator again

Oh you're that guy who fed a sentence into an online translator with absolutely hysterical results. Bless you child, that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen on here :))

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,525

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Nice try but I think we all know who thought he could use Google to translate ancient Greek. Thanks for the lols, παῖ.

Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,527

@1,008,513 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Stop avoiding and do the Latin challenge. I know Latin well, and will be able to tell if you are for real.

(Edited 50 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,530

@previous (L)
He won't because he can't. Already failed dismally at Greek: http://minichan.org/topic/88137

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,536

@1,008,525 (C)

> use Google to translate ancient Greek.

Indeed you did make a fool of yourself there didn't you? :))

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 6 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,538

@1,008,527 (L)

> Stop avoiding and do the Latin challenge. I know Latin well, and will be able to tell if you are for real.

Please stop deflecting and answer this question:

@1,008,215 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,540

@1,008,536 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Except, no, I didn't. That was entirely you, son. :))

Larry Loo Grogan joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,008,541

enrollado y de arcilla

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,441

@1,008,009 (G)
the uid is still the same you retard his nickname changed

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,443

@previous (Ananthanarayanan M R)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UID

When people here use the term UID
Perhaps you mean this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_(computing)
"A user often has a user account and is identified to the system by a username (or user name). Other terms for username include login name, screenname (or screen name), account name, nickname (or nick) and handle, which is derived from the identical Citizen's Band radio term."

Frankly ID wood be the most correct term - One handle, multiple handles - And then there are the Personas. People are free to speak in Multiple Personas - Consider our Dutch poster Dreamworks - He changes his Moniker about as often as a woman changes her Tampons. His he hiding or?

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,448

@1,008,538 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
lol pedofilth

UpDate joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,449

https://tinychan.org/topic/53203

Pedophile Merrin was given chemotherapy by mods and pronounced DEAD.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,452

@1,011,443 (G)
UID is the correct, technical term: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unique_identifier

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,453

@previous (D)
One can quibble - Did you bother to click that link and then from the link go to
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unique_identifier
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unique_identifier#Computing

"Not to be confused with the many systems of unique identifiers, many of which have non-unique proper names such as Unique Identifier, UID, or Unique Identification Number.
With reference to a given (possibly implicit) set of objects, a unique identifier (UID) is any identifier which is guaranteed to be unique among all identifiers used for those objects and for a specific purpose. There are three main types of unique identifiers, each corresponding to a different generation strategy:"

"serial numbers, assigned incrementally or sequentially
random numbers, selected from a number space much larger than the maximum (or expected) number of objects to be identified. Although not really unique, some identifiers of this type may be appropriate for identifying objects in many practical applications and are, with abuse of language, still referred to as "unique"
names or codes allocated by choice which are forced to be unique by keeping a central registry such as the EPC Information Services.
The above methods can be combined, hierarchically or singly, to create other generation schemes which guarantee uniqueness.[citation needed] In many cases, a single object may have more than one unique identifier, each of which identifies it for a different purpose. In relational databases, certain attributes of an entity that serve as unique identifiers are called primary keys."

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,454

@previous (G)
You're literally quoting something that's disagreeing with you. I know what a UID is. On TinyBBS, each account is associated with a unique ID. It's utterly unrelated to what you choose to use as your name. If you switch from posting under "Syntax" to "Matt", your UID remains unchanged. It uniquely identifies an account.

Unless your point is that the UID is the identifying string itself, and not the account (profile) the UID refers to. You'd very technically be right, but you're arguing against how the vast majority of people use the term; it uniquely identifies a unique object.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,460

@previous (D)
> You'd very technically be right, but you're arguing against how the vast majority of people use the term

LoL OK - You got my point because it turns out the vast majority of people is what 100 people at most on our planet.

Bottom line no matter how it's argued - If a person posts on their cell phone in one room and moves to their computer in another room and posts - They are the same person - They may even decide to post on cell phone and then make a new post with a new moniker - They might as a few here do and even change their sex instantly - used to be a rule against that on this chan.

They can post with multiple IP's if they go from phone to computer and computer has VPN service. They can even use another scheme as I do on occasion (even more than on, occasion)

Now frankly I find it funny that one and only one Idiot here says I post with one UID and talk to myself with another UID - He continues to make that claim - At least a mod recently pointed out I do not do that. (Nor have I ever considered the instant sex change - I think ninjj does that.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,463

@previous (G)
Fair enough. UIDs for our purposes don't intend to uniquely identify people though, but merely TinyBBS accounts. That's a normal use of the term UID, and it doesn't mean to imply a single person can't own hundreds.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,467

@previous (D)
Ah OK yes I see - Accounts with no limit on the number of accounts one can own. A few added things I could add to this but it wood blow one of my covers and for lurkers clearly my wood does the job a UID does - On occasion, not often an entry point here that so far not one person has accused me of doing, so for now I am going to keep it that way.

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,487

@1,011,443 (G)
the first definition in computing on that wikipedia page describes the exact way minichan talks about uid's you mora.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,488

@previous (Ananthanarayanan M R)
> A user is a person who utilizes a computer or network service. Users of computer systems and software products generally lack the technical expertise required to fully understand how they work. Power users use advanced features of programs, though they are not necessarily capable of computer programming and system administration

LOL
> though they are not necessarily capable of computer programming and system administration

Glad you enjoyed the exercise

Indeed so wide open

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,573

@previous (G)
this is just gibberish.

A computer scientist replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,625

@1,011,488 (G)
The 'U' in "UID" stands for "Unique", not "User". UID is the correct term to use for the primary key of the users table in a BBS like this one and TinyChan, and indeed this is what it's called in the source code:
...
$tables['users'] = "CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS `users` (
  `uid` char(23) NOT NULL,
  ...
  PRIMARY KEY (`uid`),
  ...
...

Thanks.

Not a computer scientist replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,628

@previous (A computer scientist)
The code will work just as well with

$tables['idiots'] = "CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS `idiots` (
`idiots` char(23) NOT NULL,
...
PRIMARY KEY (`idiots`),

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,011,635

@previous (Not a computer scientist)
True, but don't expect the devs to like it.
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