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Cayenne Ryan likes to Pound Back GIRLY-LIQUOR,
'Cause I Get Drunk QUICKER!
Without gettin' SICKER!
I like Strawberry Wine wit' a Cherry ? on-TOP!
And once I get Sippin', y'all know I don't STOP!
I grabs me a Bottle and let the Cork POP!
And spit me some Rhymes while they let the Beat DROP!
We be Drinking BUDWEISER,
Mixed with JIM BEAM!
At Melissa's House,
Yeah it's an Alkie's DREAM!
By the End of the Night,
We Sing PUMPKINS ? and SCREAM!
If ya like to get SHIT-FACED,
You on Our TEAM!
Blood-in, Blood OUT,
Is what we all ABOUT!
And Stirring COSMOPOLITANS,
Without a Motherfuckin' DOUBT!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later[^][v]#1,007,577
Kill that ugly with fire before it spawns more ugly
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,007,579
Show crackrock please
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,007,595
That's it, drink water. It's good for you.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,007,612
> Pound Back GIRLY-LIQUOR, 'Cause I Get Drunk QUICKER!
You hear that Bert? Stop being a pussy and chugging Everclear. We're not buying those lame excuses anymore. Try some white wine spritzers or mimosas like a serious drinker.