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Topic: They sent a S.W.A.T. Team to my house, Wearing TACTICAL GEAR! But we hid in my DUNGEON w/ no FEAR!

Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #88,053

Externally hosted imageThey sent a S.W.A.T. Team to my house,
Wearing TACTICAL GEAR!
But we all hid in my DUNGEON,
And didn't show FEAR!
The Ry-Guy Holds down the FORT
When there's COKE to SNORT,
Impregnates Women, then hits ABORT!
Got Demons to THWART!
But let's keep this SHORT!

I used to Jump out of TAXI'S
And make Jokes about PAKI'S!
Got Charged with B&E,
Though I know it sounds WHACKY!

If PIGS wanna RAID my house,
They'd best secure the PAPERWORK!!
If they looking for a Show-down,
Eco Goes BERSERK!

I'm just Chilling with my HOMIES
At the TRAP HOUSE
The Cops roll by, we as quiet as a

Got no DOPE, but we're holding out HOPE,
A dealer will come by
And help us to COPE!

Eating on some SALT & VINEGAR CHIPS!
But they Stale as fuck 'cause the Bag got RIPS!
Snorted a Wellie, so I got the DRIPS,
Thinkin' Back on some of my ACID TRIPS!

/// Eco \\\

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,007,273

> hid in dungeon
> no fear

Does not compute.
Please update this thread: https://minichan.org/topic/87731

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,334

Why don't you rap about something real for once? Like, I don't know, about how shitty your rap is...

Eco joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,390

Externally hosted image@previous (C)
My fans all say my raps are GREAT
I've been rapping since age EIGHT
Listening to Eminem CDs in SCHOOL
I thought being black was so COOL
Even though my skin may be WHITE
My soul's blacker than the NIGHT
I want to put shoe polish on my FACE
Because I was born the wrong RACE
Call myself Mr. Dyin Ryan the HAWAIIAN
I'm a straight up G but inside I'm CRYIN
I want to move down to South Central L.A.
But the crips wont let me join cuz I'm GAY
I can only get off if my girl wears a STRAP-ON
And I fantasize she's my cellmate DESHAWN

///Eco\\\

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,007,394

@previous (Eco)
> cuz I'm GAY

Thanks for clarifying what we already knew.
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