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Topic: Is it legal to reclassify a human as an animal so I can keep them as a pet?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #87,936

Obviously the person is willing. They would be well cared for, being given regular checkups, shots, and spaying/fixing as well as being given a healthy diet.

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Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,005,688

I saw a meme once that said something to the effect of "furries deserve animal rights not human rights".

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,689

You would never get Bert to consent to that.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,691

@1,005,688 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

I wish I had an owner. She would be a strong stern woman with a heavy hand, showing affection when I please her and inspiring fear when not. I want her to put her collar on my neck and pet me when she sees me.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,732

You sound like Catherine

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,733

@1,005,691 (A)
Sounds like you want a mother...weirdo.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,734

@1,005,732 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

lol. Ugh.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,748

Only if they have mental disabilities

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,766

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

You are inhuman filth. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 16 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,943

@1,005,732 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I am not Catherine, although I could imagine her being put in a similar situation (except not, because she is too much of a stone cold pussy to ever do anything like that in real life).

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,946

@previous (A)

> I am not Catherine, although I could imagine her being put in a similar situation (except not, because she is too much of a stone cold pussy to ever do anything like that in real life).

lol u still sound like Catherine

terri !RwordOooFE double-posted this 6 years ago, 23 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,948

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,957

@1,005,732 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Yea that does sound like Catherine, except she said she was never going to post here anymore.

https://minichan.org/topic/87953

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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,971

@previous (I)
OH so Op probably is Catherine

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,982

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Indeed.
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