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Topic: I keep doing partial poops because I don't have the patience to do a full poop

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #87,926

And this is not particularly efficient.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 57 minutes later[^] [v] #1,005,643

What's a partial...poop?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,644

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Seems pretty self-explanatory.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,647

@1,005,643 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

They didn't get the troublemaker.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,659

@1,005,643 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Stop halfway through.

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,661

that's awful!!!! I feel unclean if I don't go the whole way

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,673

@1,005,644 (A)
@1,005,644 (A)
@1,005,647 (C)
This is bad, please DO NOT DO THIS. Wait the extra five minutes.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,675

@1,005,643 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You poop some some of the shit out, but then decide to stop partway though so you suck the rest back in.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,678

What is wrong with this website.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 10 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,679

@1,005,673 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

I take full poops. Thanks.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,681

@1,005,678 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

It's much easier to have a force poop than a partial poop. There have been times I've been in such a rush that I fired the poop rocks out my butt like a minigun.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,683

The partial poop actually has its advantages. If you suddenly have to go do something mid-poop, it's a lifesaver.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,684

@previous (F)

If there's such an emergency, it won't matter if I shit where I stand like a horse.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,687

@previous (D)
Are you a madman? Of course it does. The partial poop ensures that it all goes into the toilet. Just a simple sucking it back in.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,690

@previous (F)

What could possibly happen that would be serious enough that I would have to escape mid poop but not serious enough that I would have to poop and run?

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,692

Externally hosted image@1,005,678 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

Autism.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,699

I have not had many poops this week.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,728

@1,005,681 (D)
I've had one shoot out like a missile and disappear into the piping.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,752

I post on minichan when I shit as I empty my entire guts out.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 15 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,912

Been partial pooping all day

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,913

I cannot remember the last poop. Seriously.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 45 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,938

@previous (H)

Take a laxative. If that doesn't help, go see a doctor.

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 40 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,949

@1,005,912 (A)
gross. multiple poops a day is wrong

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,959

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
I'm partial pooping again

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,985

@previous (A)
Just fully poop you insane weirdo.

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,005,993

I pooped a little bit today.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,006,070

@1,005,985 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It was not satisfying at all

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,006,075

Get more fiber in your diet sheesh

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,006,083

@1,005,985 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
If OP did that, would MC be as colourful and entertaining? Come on, man. Threads like this are our culture.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,006,110

Partial pooped a good 7 times today

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,006,112

maybe more

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,006,127

Yeah tbh i need a footstool to shit properly, otherwise my muscles strain wrong

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,006,171

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
TMI

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,006,243

@OP
It shouldn't take you that long honestly, maybe change your diet.
@1,006,127 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Also this. Squatty Pottys are grate.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 months later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,512

Partial poop bump

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,551

still infuriating

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,563

Please just shit like a normal adult human being.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,569

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Bless you for removing one more anal anus topic.

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,620

@1,067,512 (A)

Do you wiggle your legs as you partial poop?

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,642

@OPartial
Are you, by chance, Billie Eilish?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,683

This fartstep tune fits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGbXxUtuvLE
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