Topic: I wanted McDonald's last night, so...
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #87,905
...I got in my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine. I then drove my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine to the local McDonald's. From my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine I noticed a 550 pound negress in the parking lot eating a Big Mac. I pulled the Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine up to her and asked her if she was hungry. She got into my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, and then we pulled the Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine throuth the drive-through. I ordered her 500 cheeseburgers and stuck them in the back of my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine. I drove my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine to a local wooded area outside of town. It was dark, so I turned on the map light in my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine. I told the negress that she could climb into the back of my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine and eat. She got into the back of my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine and started chowing down on the 500 cheeseburgers, eating 15 at a time. While she ate, I sniffed her butthole. When she finished all 500 cheeseburgers in the back of my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, I opened the back doors of my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine and pulled her out. She was too fat and full to resist falling out of my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, so she sort of just rolled onto the ground. I then kicked her in her spleen, liver, and gall bladder, then got back into my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine. I drove off in my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, watching her in the rear view mirror. She stumbled around blindly in the dark, injured, crying and screaming for help. I laughed and laughed in my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, then drove the Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine back to the McDonald's drive-through and ordered a #4 with a Diet Coke. I then drove my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine back home and watched reruns of The Beverly Hillbillies until 4am.
What did you do last night?
What did you do last night?
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 55 minutes later[^] [v] #1,005,389
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i mcate a bunch of junk food at 1 am
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