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Topic: Packing my bags for holiday

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 6 years ago #87,830

Off to Spain tomorrow, fora. Just a short break, staying with a friend in Malaga.

Can't wait to get some sun as the UK is pretty much flooded right now.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,004,602

I can't wait for it to stop raining.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,604

@OP
Eat a dick.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,609

@1,004,602 (B)
I really hope it rains this weekend and next week so it feels like I escaped. 30 degrees in Malaga ☀️?

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,615

Jammy bastard.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 33 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,616

@1,004,604 (C)
FUCK YOU.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,642

Enjoy Spain!

Indy joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,661

Will you cheat on your girlfriend?

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,671

@previous (Indy)
Yes. He'll go to Spanish Eco's place to get some working girls.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,742

@1,004,661 (Indy)
No cheating. I love her too much

beckyderp !DONgSbOYdw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,748

Are you bringing cocaine? Are Spaniards gross?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,753

@previous (beckyderp !DONgSbOYdw)
I was actually going to make a separate thread about this but since you ask..

I have €300 euros in my pocket ready to pump into the local economy

And by local economy I mean a local cocaine dealer.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,755

@1,004,748 (beckyderp !DONgSbOYdw)
To answer your other question, Spaniards are generally nice but stupid and even worse drivers. Spanish women are incredibly hot but hate English men as we have a terrible reputation for being drunk, horny trouble makers.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,761

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
The trick is to say you're Welsh. It backfires when they're familiar with Welsh accents, but 60% of the time it works 100% of the time.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,764

@1,004,742 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Come on, she's not here. You can be honest. I bet you're glad to get away from her and have some whores instead, right?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,768

Boarding the aircraft now. Can't wait to feel those sun rays ☀️

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,769

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
And those hookers vaginas, he? Hopefully you can feel them both at the same time!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,802

I visited a bar in Benidorm once..

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,803

The chav Brexit voter taking a charter holiday to Benidorm. Could this guy be any more of a cliche?

Anonymous J double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,805

@1,004,768 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Hey Brexit boy, don't forget to find the nearest British bar and complain to the other chavs about how the Dagos don't have proper chips and gravy over a cold pint of Carling.

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,806

@1,004,803 (J)
Malaga- Benidorm 276 miles... by air


326 miles by road

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,808

@previous (I)

> Malaga- Benidorm 276 miles..

Malaga? Fuck that's even worse. Those savages don't even sell proper English curry.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,809

@1,004,803 (J)
@1,004,805 (J)
@previous (J)
damlol. Svet got absolutely fistfucked.
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