Topic: Last Week, Eco was looking for CLOSURE, til they tried to lock him up for INDECENT EXPOSURE!

Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #87,829

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Toward the End of Last Month...
I was Looking for CLOSURE,
'Til they Tried to Lock Me Up
For INDECENT EXPOSURE!
Yeah they threw me Outta SCHOOL,
'Cause I broke a Little RULE...
Says you can't Swing from the Monkey Bars,
Dangling your TOOL!
You Gotta "Rock out with yo Cock OUT; and
"JAM OUT with yo CLAM OUT!";
Gotta "WEAVE OUT with yo BEAV OUT"
Then The Eco TORCHED a Tree-House!

From Five Helicopters
They Were Beggin' Me to STOP
But The Eco had HOSTAGES on TOP da COP SHOP!!!

The Eco Rigged up Some WEAPONS,
Like he was MacGiver...
Then he Handed a SuitCase to His GETAWAY DRIVER!
Soon tha TIRE caught FIRE!
The Rims Stripped to they WIRES!
If Eco Claims he wasn't HIGH,
You can call him a LIAR!
And See YOUR Funeral Pyre!

Y'all Could Become a COP TODAY!
Y'all could find some Innocent People to SLAY!
ROB Fella's of their RIGHTS,
You Could Go & Pick FIGHTS
Yeah, You could Hand out FINES
and Hold up Dumb SIGNS!

You can Sit in a COP CAR,
You could BE a TOP STAR!
You can Spray Fancy WEAPONS ,
Where Old Ladies Are STEPPIN'!
/// Eco \\\

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,004,597

Ugh. So boring. Literally all of our other weirdposters are better than this guy. Matt is better, Svet is better, Bert is better.

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Geoff Blues joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,605

I whip out my privates (on hard, mind you) and she sucks me accordingly.

-G

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,606

You are admitting to being a child molester

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,607

@1,004,605 (Geoff Blues)
On a playground? You are a sick fuck

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,004,626

> Crack LARPing pedophile.

Minichan