Does Taylor Swift actually speak French? I think this sounds like weird shit. Oh Fuck. That look in her eyes. She's fucking nuts. She's going to be the next generation's Michael Jackson. Well, it's a pop song. Spelling is fun?? What? Oh fuck. Oh great they're doing a super-rich Kremlin dance where uniformed workers are... not important! It's about her. The plight of the workers and the means of production are... Well... She likes kittens. I guess that's not all bad? Whatever, I don't understand this. Not understanding pop music probably means I'm old. I hope I die before kids who grow up liking this shit have any say over my life.
My summary
Fuck, I feel old. I look forward to and welcome my eventual death. I wish future generations the best in all their endeavors. The future is an unexplored country that I can't hope to understand. I hope you have the foresight and skill to navigate boldly where I cannot go and imagine the things I cannot imagine.