Topic: An urgent important question for the fora

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #87,726

Would you rather be the guy who sucks, jerks, cups the balls, and tickles the asshole of a guy with both hands and a willing throat for 15 minutes but then hands off the dick to the next guy who squeezes the cock and takes the load?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
I want to work the penis for 15 minutes	2	67%
With one hand I squeezed the one eyed purple headed people seeder	-	0%
not sure	1	33%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,003,723

"Would you rather be [one thing]?"

Aren't there normally two elements to a "would you rather..." question?

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,724

@previous (B)
You seem like the type of guy that jerks the cock and takes the load, because you'd rather.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,726

You mean the guy who sucks, jerks, cups the balls, and tickles the asshole OR the guy who squeezes the cock and takes the load?

I would rather be neither BUT defo not the load-taker for me

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,727

Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are...

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,728

Why is this immediately a semantic argument?

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,729

@previous (A)
Because you wrote a sentence that was difficult to parse.

Anonymous B double-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,730

@1,003,724 (A)
Is this your dick we're talking about, or...?

Anyway, why would you put all that effort into it for nothing? If you're sucking, jerking, cupping the balls etc., you may as well go all in.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,731

@OP I'd rather beat your fucking face to an unrecognizable pulp with a fucking tire iron you miserable piece of shit.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,775

@1,003,727 (D)
This

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,786

@1,003,726 (Syntax)

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