Topic: Bank robber strikes in Israel, threatening tellers with Guacamole and it wasn't even Taco Tuesday
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #87,704
A bank robber in Israel allegedly burglarized two banks last month by threatening bank tellers with an avocado he claimed was a grenade.The thief, identified as a 47-year-old man, stole almost $8,400 from two banks in Beersheba with his avocado, which he painted black, and a misspelled handwritten note demanding money from the bank teller.
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“Hand over the money in the drawer,” the note read, according to The Times of Israel. The man allegedly told the woman: "Put the money in the bag or I'll quickly throw this grenade."
The robber was holding the edible "grenade" and got away with nearly $4,500.
Less than a week later, the man pulled the same stunt using the imposter grenade at another bank, and successfully stole more than $3,300, the news outlet reported.
Investigators were able to track the man's cell phone, and identified him as a former convict who previously served three years for robbery.
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later[^] [v] #1,003,664
I can't blame him for doing this when he did. Obviously he's a couple avocados short and needs to get some cash to buy more before Syntax comes over.
Syntax (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,667
@previous (B)
Trust this - Syntax has all the Avocados he needs. I have been there and the trip and work were OK - Not on my bucket list to return - EXCEPT Damn the Arab food Rocked
The Druze food was the VERY VERY Best of all.
Trust this - Syntax has all the Avocados he needs. I have been there and the trip and work were OK - Not on my bucket list to return - EXCEPT Damn the Arab food Rocked
The Druze food was the VERY VERY Best of all.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,682
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,686
You naggers fucked up the penis poll. That is grounds for ionization.