Topic: Best way to capture a fart and send it in the mail?
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #87,690
I've used the traditional Mason jar technique to bottle my farts in the past, but it's not cost-effective for mailing. Please help.
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,003,343
Hasn't poor Fake anon suffered enough?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 43 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,344
@OP Shove a fucking squid hook all the way up your dickhole, you fucking asswipe. That won't help much but you should fucking do it anyway you fucking cocksucker.Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,353
Becky, Fake Anon does not need any of your farts.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,435
terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,454
wow how have I never bottled a fart
if I were famous I would sell my farts
if I were famous I would sell my farts
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,464
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,468
@previous (C)
You should seek anger management. You become upset at the most inane posts. I can only pray for you and try and give you relief in what I am sure is a lonely and bitter real life.
You should seek anger management. You become upset at the most inane posts. I can only pray for you and try and give you relief in what I am sure is a lonely and bitter real life.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,473
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,480
@previous (C)
Oh seems we learned a new adjective today from my post. Makes you feel better using it I bet. Always nice to learn.
Now can you use your new word "inane" as a noun? Try and figure that out without being a repeating parrot and maybe it will help you become less upset.
Oh seems we learned a new adjective today from my post. Makes you feel better using it I bet. Always nice to learn.
Now can you use your new word "inane" as a noun? Try and figure that out without being a repeating parrot and maybe it will help you become less upset.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,003,504
Ziplock bag